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Seeing him happy makes my heart soar 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sometimes my wife puts me in a good mood for work, if I have an extra 13 to 19 minutes.
Thanks a lot, guy on the cliff 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You don't see them eating Tide Pods, do ya'?
Breaking news 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It would be better for everyone
Parenting goals 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cry because your heart hurts not because your cut hurts.
"Screw This, I'll Just Be Single" 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If I was there, I'd probably be somewhere out of the picture, playing with the dog.
Bro 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, the other option seems to be "iced cake rings," which should be gender neutral enough to make everybody happy, and focusing back on how these people apparently can't come to terms with the fact that what they're selling here is donuts.
Private schools 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My mom's in hospital and this is one of the only things that have made me laugh out loud. Just thought you should know. Thanks x
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Xbox friends 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wish I have a buddy like this!
Interesting ergonomic measuring jar 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What is wrong with the normal ones? When you want to measure 300ml with that one you always have to tilt the jar in a weird angle.
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This guy dances perfectly to any song 202 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Caravan Palace doesn't work
Me at some point of my life. 24 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I've had it happen where we just change over time. One friend had radically different social views than me but it was all cool and we were still able to be good friends. Then she started getting militant about it and doing things to force with-me-or-against-me lines. My tolerance allows me to be friends with people who have different beliefs, but not ones who will force me to adopt theirs as mine.
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Smoke signals 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What makes you think it's a man? Women can be assholes too.
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good 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They bring in more money than they spend so what's the fuss?
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So smart 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Some people, honestly
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This is quite accurate caw caw 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It’s not morally correct to ask one family to dispense its wealth to the masses in some attempt at altruistic equality hunting. I’m no fan of the power and wealth these people have claimed, but homelessness is not a symptom of not having money and simply giving them money won’t fix what’s missing in their brain. There have been people who exist outside of society but live off of it for thousands of years, it’s a combination of nomadic spirit, mental instability and a lack of self sufficiency. It’s not likely to disappear from modern society anytime soon (though my local city council just announced they would end homelessness by 2024, because these 11 locally elected municipal servants found the right thing to spend millions of tax dollars on, its a swank hostel).
TL;DR I’d love to crack open the reptile queens skull and feast on her brains but what you’re proposing is Marxist bullshit.
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The British Royal Family in 2018 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Parasites
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The Queen knows 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If looks could kill, she'd be dead
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When will it end 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Pizza Deliverers: Infinity War
"Mr. Papa Johns, I don't feel so good"
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Being single 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
LOL
It's spam 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Spamburgers are great! You maka me hungry...
This dysfunctional guy 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Let's not talk about myself on a talk show
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I'm just gonna put this here 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There's nothing cursed about this picture.
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Conspiracy theory 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They still kind of look alike, I mean, they're black and stuff.
Somewhere in the Maldives 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This comment has been disliked a lot, but yeah, agreed. Like some promoters in Dubai importing sand from actual islands to build fake islands in the shape of a world map. "Cute, eh? We're totally destroying the planet right now, but look how beautiful this is."
I'm just gonna put this here 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Aaaawwwwwwwwww
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They can be dangerous no matter how cute they look 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They are autistic
How to start World War III 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It is funny even if the clip is played backwards
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good 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh yes. How dare they spend money on their own wedding
Transition contact lenses were just FDA Approved. Here's a demo video 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The end scared my dog!
*lick* 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
yup was me all by myself. ate your new gucci handbag. The matching shoes was nasty just like your style.The wallet played tugawar with myself. cause you went out with your old dog . who dumped you for your ex.so yup was me.
*lick* 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
yup was me I ate your new gucci hand bag saving the wallet for later the matching shoes gav me gas.
It turns statues into real people 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Or you bring statues to life when you look at them
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not a puppy anymore, but still a good boy 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Maybe a great pyrenees...
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"bleep!" 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Fantastic Mr Fox"
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good 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'll support this.
She's hiding the magic school bus 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I became aware of the Magic School Bus cause my teachers always played them in class. Chances are those kids know of it for the exact same reason.
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Small demons 24 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That argument is like saying it's okay to shoot someone in the face with a bb gun, every time you see them, because they're less likely to die than if you shoot them in the shoulder with a real gun once. And it's a a damn lousy excuse to use to not train or accept responsibility for your dog.
I'm sure there are some bad pit bulls out there, but at the end of the day, it falls on the owner 90% of the time to make certain WHATEVER breed of dog they own is properly trained, socialized, and contained, according to its temperament. If you don't know how, then maybe don't start with a dog like a pit bull that's already suffering from a horrifying reputation, due mainly to people who wanted to exploit them or didn't understand what they were getting into. But don't get a yappy little demon rat with an attitude and write off it's displays of aggression just because it's small and pathetic in comparison.
Well played 44 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not really super relevant at this point, but I always find it odd when people get upset that a part of the animal was used in a different product. Not talking about vegetarians or vegans really, just humans in general. I understand when they get upset if an animal was killed exclusively FOR that part (ie: ivory, shark fins, etc), and when animals are tested on in inhumane conditions. But if an animal is being killed for food, and they get the steak and all that etc, isn't it GOOD if someone takes that horn left behind and uses it for something? Or the skin, Or the hooves, or, yes, even the rectum. Why is it more acceptable to let all that stuff go to waste just because it's not as conventional? Isn't that practically the same as killing an animal exclusively for its tusks? Isn't that what nearly drove the bison to extinction?
Again, not talking about vegans and veg's necessarily since they're opposed to animal products in general, just a reaction I've observed among people
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Who would win? Science or human perception? 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I see tie dye am I autistic or just have the worst eyes in the word
Hello there 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Been their done that
Faking mental illness 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There’s a book written about it in greater detail, called the Psychopath Test by Jon Ronson. Basically it suggests that we could all be deemed mentally ill based on the classifications in the DSM.
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Parenting goals 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Crying is alright you know.
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Seems legit 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
In my childhood, this is good enough... All you need is imagination..
Oh look, a lemon. 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*Tries vodka once*
It is the only way 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's Strange isn't it?
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Neat 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
CamToPlan. You're welcome
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How many other places can you guys think of? 56 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Brampton at night
I was so confused at first 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The ear is the kid's ear :D
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It could be a way to reduce obesity with new generations 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It would also help if the food served by the school itself was tasty as well as healthy. There are plenty of foods that are both but never are they thought of
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