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Repost ..come on people get you're shit together (intentionally spelled incorrectly to protest)

Also, if you don't give them a smart device, they cannot use it.

It was there already

Okay what the hell man. This is FUNsubstance. It’s suppsoed to be FUUUUUN. I come here to get s short reprieve from my sadness, not scroll into more of it.

Is this the same guy who made the robot that shoots laser in people's eyes?

This stock photo, like every stock photo, seems to exist for the sole reason of becoming a meme, because I cannot imagine this picture making any fucking sense.

There is something I don't get in this, and this is a serious question from me: why are we so amazed when famous people commit acts of kindness? A lot of people are kind and compassionate, so... do we collectively think that celebrities must be absolute dicks, and need to be reassured that some of them are not?

Young children would naturally act as "transgender" if their education makes it possible for them, because genders are a social construct by which they are unaffected until they are exposed to it. No boy cares about wearing pink before they learn by the douches who were there before them (i.e. us) that pink is a girly color. No girl refuses to play with toy cars before they are taught that "cars are for boys".
Calling your child "transgender" because of that? That's pretty ridiculous. Stating that you want to help minimize the social violence exerted by gender constructs and ambient misogyny, and that the first step in this direction is letting your child do what-the-fuck-ever s-he wants? Yes, by all means.

What's next,no bellybutton ?

What a bunch of quacks!! ( kidding, I'd do this with my piggy)

lol the dog just shook it off

... Godzilla advancing on Tokyo?

Love that "this is dog" profile pic

Am I the only person who never found chuck norris jokes funny?? They were terrible ten years ago and they're terrible now...fuck.

Somehow, I doubt that was an accident. That sheep knew exactly what it was doing.

They should probably change it to Cloudwall, England. And keep this pic as evidence for when people ask the origin of the name.

Pretentious ass. “A modicum” not “some modicum”. Modicum is singular. People should explore language but probably not best to do when trying to appear witty or cutting.

Teddy doggo

Yeah, but can we take a minute to appreciate that this man had the imagination and courage to create the moustache-goatee-sideburn-combover spiral. Pretty sure this is a first for humankind.

Interestingly the fat seems to be in the right places.

the answer is no

Have you ever looked at your siblings and thought it was worth getting in trouble from your mom for hitting them...

Home economics covers a good chunk of these things. Also consumer math. What ever happened to those one things they used to have when I was in school that taught this stuff? What the heck were they called again? Oh yeah, parents.

Incredible

Y’all out here bashing fat chicks but as soon as someone says step up your game and don’t settle for a dude who doesn’t own a bed frame, it’s all “what about the personality”.
Nah what about his self-respect?

I’m shocked and amazed that I was able to read this with exactness.

Lol

Proud to have a slim, barely there bum ... and if guys don’t like it that is irrelevant, I am healthy

Too many kids

He's auditioning for a Dmx video

He spoiled the ending of Infinity War before anyone else.

"Ill be your night in shining armor mam!"

Same, but I'm usually on the ground

Appearantly it was the only ship of its class to survive the battle of Java Sea

Iron-E

"I don't know how." "No one showed me." Stupid, whiny, useless little assholes. Just do it. Figure it out. I remember when I was in my teens and 20's it was all about what I wanted to do, not what I didn't know. You want to know how to do something? Watch a video, read an article, ask someone, then do it. Break things, screw up, learn from your mistakes. Stop fucking whining about everything. You'd be surprised what you can do if you quit worrying about what you don't know and just focus on doing something.

It would have been nice to throw in a "red" and "led" too.

Kinda like that Animal Crossing dog (K.K. Slider)

This account should be called "Pretty Funny But Still A Dick".