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Small wedding, nice honeymoon (with the only other p.erson that the wedding is actually for in the first place)

Re-read it, you've thunk it in the wrong context

He should’ve thought of that. DMX is out of his mind and would’ve killed him just because others called home x - that is, if he wasn’t already dead.

I can send you my used condom if you want to try impregnating yourself.

At my company, in the Midwest and with a fairly low cost of living, we start BSME and BSEE grads at over $60k. Some get as much as 67 if they did summer internships or co-op assignments in engineering. Plus, they get health insurance (we pay ~4K of the $17k that it costs the company [that's for a family, btw]) and we get up to 7.5% matching in our 401k.

The direction for the pay over the next 35 years is upwards for these young people. For a stripper, maybe the pay will go up for a couple years, then drop off, then asymptotically converge to zero. Some salesmen can make more than an engineer, but not every year, and they have to hustle to do it so the TYPICAL salesman won't. Most stock traders also won't do better than that, but a few will. The stock traders who comsistently earn the big bucks are garnering fees for managing money, not out-earning the stock indexes they want to compare themselves to. When a fund underperformed its index long enough, the fund closes.

I’ve heard reading the books scored a high ten on the pain scale those poor souls

well she looks like Arwen_Datnoid but i'm not sure

Nope it didnt

Well don't just keep it to yourself, who is she?

That's Liam McPoyle from Always Sunny

Yup

We'll get there but it's gonna take a long time.

I used to noscope my buddy with the Golden Gun until he would rage quit.

Nope. Only the bigger boxes.

Amen