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Left one is also missing eyelashes, longer hair, maybe a bow or two...

@pokethebear Anecdotal. No real proof of anything at all, as @silvermyth said there are many reasons other than healthcare. Maybe he's willing to sacrifice good healthcare because of good weather or something.

I've been a cleaner for almost 3 years before i quit, and this is so true on so many levels

Agreed, I have bad eyesight, and quite often tell them it's the same, but also if you have an "O" to look at, or a "P", it helps to look at the round parts, how those change shape slightly (Squishing/stretching/which looks most circular), pick the one that looks better for you and just say "They're basically equal good/badness but I like # a little more."

We're paid to keep things clean in general not put up with people being absolute tw*ts and honestly the more disgustingly inconsiderate you are, the more likely we are to not finish our jobs by the end of the night.

They are straight, he got the kids first

The other day I was at the market and saw Jaffa cakes on the shelf.
The first thing I thought?
CREE, JAFFA
This show was my childhood.

...and this is often a tactic used by white supremacists to outline an all white utopia.

Yes, it's the judge by the spot method that is easiest to use (even the people who knock on them for hollowness can use this then their method to their preference), the more yellow it is the longer it ripened on the vine. Once they are picked they do not ripen any more so if it didn't ripen you get that bleh lack of flavor. It makes it really easy to see which are the best in a big container of watermelons.
Caveat - if the watermelon is soft don't pick it regardless of the yellow "sugar spot" the only thing worse than a flavorless watermelon is a mealy and rotting one.