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Not a lie 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think I’m gay
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Why Fall is Fall 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Australia doesn't use the term Fall, we use Autumn. Then again, we use chips to describe a multitude of things...
BLESS 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No.
Lemme smash 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Even if you're ugly, you're still attractive.
Sleep tight 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
@spookykink57 for me, I didn't have "imaginary friends" so much as I had imaginary "ghosts" of my existing friends to keep me company when my friends couldn't be there. I'd say I saw my free time as an opportunity to make a story of my life, and a story needs characters, so I'd add some. I was a writer from a very young age, so that may explain my thought process. It would be kind of "hmm, I'm on a long car ride right now. That's not exciting. What is exciting is if I was playing make-believe with a friend! I'll pick So-and-so. I want to play make-believe that we're pirates, but there needs to be some conflict, so I'll have her want to make-believe that we should be space explorers. Actually, we'd probably come up with a better space explorer story than a pirate story, so I'll have her win the argument." I can't speak for everyone, but that's how I remember myself having imaginary friends.
Genderbent Avengers! 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Loki still getting bullied? With the shit he's done, he deserves it.
A different kind of progress pic - 22 vs 26 33 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Trans people exist. They are just boys pretending they're girls or girls pretending they're boys. They are aberrations, and I refuse to participate in their delusion and encourage the idea that you can be whatever you want to be. I can say I'm a fucking unicorn and glue a dildo to my head, but the fact will still be a human male with a fake dick on my face. Kinda like how the thing in the picture has fake tits.
HoneydewNOT belong in there 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
To be fair, the store bought fruit salad usually has the abomination that is crunchy, mostly-flavorless, unripe (if you're lucky it's just under-ripe) honeydew and cantaloupe (and sometimes watermelon) that are mixed in as weight/space adding filler instead of more expensive berries.
If you buy your own and get one that smells ripe/sweet (if it doesn't have a scent don't even bother with it) and is a more yellow/orange in it's rind they are wonderful. Too many people just assume if it's in the store it's going to be ripe.
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A different kind of progress pic - 22 vs 26 33 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Kill it
Garbage challenge, why not? 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*propose
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Think about this before you speak 37 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It really just depends on the situation..
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Fun fact 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I do not know what to do with this information...
He eats more than his owner 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Coon Cats can get up to 35 lbs. easy and 4 ft. long.
Spongebob filming continues 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If the frame rate of the camera matches the rotation speed of the wheels every frame of film is taken with the wheels in the same position so it looks like the wheels aren't turning
Good work Morocco! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Better get them coal plants fired up again
Good work Morocco! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So ... it's 2018 raht naow. Does this 10 hours-a-day (max!) power station provide 24/7 baseload power?
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When he talks about his passion and he gets so excited his eyes light up 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I was changing shoes for a date in the car before I made my way into the restaurant. I hadn’t finished with the second shoe before my date greeted me at my car, so he knelt down and put it on for me.
It was a strappy sandal heel with a buckle at the ankle.
Oh my holy hell, I still get aroused just thinking about it.
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Literally 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But she ain’t messin with no broke.............
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The "Old Croghan Man" Preserved torso of a man found in an Irish bog from 2000+ years ago 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
One of Zuckerburgs discarded human suits.
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Scary: The Expressionless 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*screams*
This is horrible but with natural art 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
All I can see is some dude pulling his pants down
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Fairy tale lighted sandcastle 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is Noosa, Australia the best beach in the world
Wait...Its not the eye? 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I was today years old when I realized it wasn't
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A different kind of progress pic - 22 vs 26 33 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Different guest here. In original guest's defence, it is the proper gender neutral term for a singular article. People don't like to be called its, but it is grammatically correct unlike they.
On a side note, sex is determined entirely by dimorphism of the x or y chromosome. This person may have the appearance of a female, but every single cell in their body contains a y chromosome. They are still Male. Their risk for heart disease and color blindness are that of a male. Their risk of haemophilia and gallbladder complications are not that of a female. Their doctor has to treat them as a male or they could die to a medical complication.
Madonna is cancelled 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
cusmadona
A different kind of progress pic - 22 vs 26 33 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If that person has a dick its a he.
It will probably change the way you see fashion 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Some even have to sell their bodies just to eat.
Always me 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
An easy and inexpensive way to make the lunch/snacks last longer is to have some raw veggies (in particular baby carrots since you don't have to clean/prep them, but cucumbers cut into sticks or similar things work too) and a dip (hummus, peanut/almond butter - plain or with honey, cinnamon, whatever mix ins, tzatziki, cream cheese, ranch, etc.). It's fast, doesn't have to be cooked, the veggies will help fill you up, and the dip will make it tasty. That way you can eat that when you're hungry before lunch and then have your lunch later.
Very true 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
We need quality men, over quantity men. Society now only rewards obedience, do exactly as you’re told and all your needs will be provided for. Betas running rampant.
Very true 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Life sucks huh? It's what you make of it. Suck it up peaches.
Very true 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sure boys have such a rough life. Men, on the other hand don't. Grow the fuck up Nancy!
A different kind of progress pic - 22 vs 26 33 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If it has a dick it is a he.
Don't mess with Dad 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Don't try to outrun a sniper, you'll just die tired.
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I'll save you hooman 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think it's a good dog
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Do what you want, but don't try to make it seem like it's something special 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don’t think a single cosplayer would dispute this.
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Already known 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*Waluigi
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The proper way to use the Can Opener! You have been using the can opener all wrong! 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My family laughed at me for doing this as a child because I was using the can opener "wrong". I kept doing it because it was obviously easier until the can opener broke and I got blamed for it.
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Wait for it... 32 comments
guest · 6 years ago
HAHAHA that was great
What a real plague doctor looked like 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
For anyone wondering about the "beak" it was so they could put flowers and other strong smelling items in it so they wouldn't smell rotting flesh
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At least they had fun 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
i spy nipple
Don't give up, skeleton! 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
i elmost cried
Flawless logic 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What if he jerks off?
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I'm a good boy 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
you mean 10 pm: i'll watch one youtube video. 10:15 am: sleep
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How have I missed this for so long? 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Maybe they're grandparents and the house the everyone stays at when they visit? That's what my dad's cupboard looks like except messy.
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Holy childhood 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He has a 66 foot what?

Also, if you try to attach those two buckles together, you're going to be a while...
A different kind of progress pic - 22 vs 26 33 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Did they cut it off?
Your thoughts on this? 24 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Mightier, still, is the hand that is able to use either the sword or the pen.
Choose your destiny 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Of the two, Rousseau's is closer to my personal philosophy.
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