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Do as I Say, not as I do 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Idk I mean there’s a LOT of young people that actually believe he’s a nazi
2020 here we come 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Very well done and funny
Relatable 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You just brightened my day. I ship you and your husband.
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This guy dances perfectly to any song 202 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nope not Eminem
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But what if? 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
look, this quote was from marshmallow people,u aint a philospher
When they both took pictures of each other 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Typical selfish Instagram whore
All other search engines can close down. Google’s got it. 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
A stark contrast to the Chinese version Google created. Yeah, its that way. Google's censored search engine for China is a reality
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They drew first blood, noot me 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You forget the prejudice of the sheriff and the abuse by the deputies.
Plus the escalation during the manhunt by the deputies.
In my eyes both sides are to blame.
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DC ****ed up 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nope
Blame the moon for my shitty behavior 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Google 'narcissist' and see if that matches.
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The ritual 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Start screaming at brother/sister and suddenly scream "OW!!!"
Perfect 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
hell yeah me and my true bros can just go about each others places doing our own thing while chillin. Because alot od the times we are hanging out before something we planned is goin down. or just chillin for the company so nothing's goin. its nice to have friends like that
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Fair enough 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Original comic Thanos is in love with Lady Death so he just wanted to present the death of half the universe to her.
In the movie situation, while this is not presented, if he were to simply double the resources, there would be no problem to be solved - Thanos would be a good guy instead of a maniac.
His GPA 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Gpa in this context is short for grandpa
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Not all heroes wear capes 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Butt
Parenting done well 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mom, don't drag me into your crusades
Ummmm cr*tch fruits? 47 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Killed a man with my dick once. We were hunting and the damn thing just whipped out and killed Steve.
How to lose a guy in 10 days 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Weekend at Purgies
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Some STDs can't be cured anymore. Get tested 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Damn, she right
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When your dream is to beat girls you have to make the sacrifices needed 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Really? That’s the ridiculous part?
Yeah but 40 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Same guest here. I just wanna say that there is a line between a paedophile and an asshole. It is WRONG to fuck or impregnate a 14 or 15 yo. But judging the physical appearance of the boy/girl where they probably look very mature, it may not be fully correct to call it paedophilia.
It is still WRONG in a sense that fucking these 14-15 yo kids have more bad consequences than fucking older people. That is why, I prefer to call them assholes than paedophiles.
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When your dream is to beat girls you have to make the sacrifices needed 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How about you look up the story, this is a girl transitioning to a boy who has appealed to be able to wrestle with the boy but has not been allowed so has no other option other than to wrestle girls because their state requires you wrestle with the gender you were born into
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X-ray of a Hammerhead shark 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is that Ice age’s Sid?
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Rape van 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
sound good, does it work?
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Yeah but 40 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ummmmm Elvis married Priscilla when she was 22. A completely normal age. Google that stuff
This school is on the time zone line between EST and CST 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No cellular network, GPS, or phone is that precise to differentiate a location in a matter of inches.
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The happy trio 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
When you're the sober one and all your friends fell asleep on you.
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Ummmm cr*tch fruits? 47 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I’m a mother of 3 and even I wanted to drop-kick that woman with her stupid, entitled sign and smug smirk.
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Real cafe in south korea, not a drawing 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Looks like cleaner location of Bendy and the Ink Machine
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Ummmm cr*tch fruits? 47 comments
guest · 5 years ago
While I agree that ‘line manners’ are a yardstick for civilization, clearly ya’ll don’t have kids. So much hate!
His GPA 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
:’)
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On a budget 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That’s not an iPhone, to be fair.
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Yeah but 40 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Some people look very mature in their 14s or 15s age, biologically. Fucking a little girl/boy (maybe up to 12-13 yo) is indeed wrong in every aspect, true paedophilia. There is no argument about that.
But, without knowing the actual age, some people are indeed look very mature in their young age, especially in the borderline 17s. 17, 18, or 21 is just a number that we decide in modern age as a mature person. But let's be honest, biologically and psychologically, the border is not that clear. I'm not talking about legal/law provisions here, I understand it completely.
S*xy presidents 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What’s that about being fucked if Hillary was President?
Got it? 34 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Telemarketer scammed should be the only exception
God help them 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The gods work in mysterious ways, my friend.
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God help them 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Are you sir_spiderman?
It might happen 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It’s sad this will never happen now.
F for feels 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There was no need to say you think men who act strong and manly are pathetic, you can't judge their motivation and expression as much as you can't an emotional man. Just love and acceptance all round x
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Luigi in the back 39 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That’s hot.
Very detailed 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think it’s the sheath.
Halloween life hack! 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And they have costumes in!
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Top ten most alchoholic drinks 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I see what 70% alcohol can do in the lab. No way am I putting something like that or stronger in my body.
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3rd child 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mine was the other way around. I'm the 3rd and I had a curfew pretty much until I moved out. My older ones could stay out till past midnight without any issues, while for me I start getting calls every 10 minutes if I'm not home by 7.
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Plot twist 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yeah, no. I mean, it is made clear that Peach wants to be freed from Bowser by Mario, in every game. Remember when she thanks him in Super Mario Bros? Kisses him on the nose in Super Mario 64? And so on...
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uwu 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So much cancer in a single screenshot.
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Let's make something very clear. 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*then
The ritual 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
- Take 3 deep breaths and yell, “I swear, one more word and I will turn this car around!!”
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Happy! 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Just wait until she starts blurting, "MAD" while reaching for the kitchen knife
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