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Whats going on here? 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
He knocked her up (and outta here?)
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Fungi growing out of a fox's skull 6 comments
Oh no 9 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Not to come off rude or anything.. But what in the world happened to his eye? Or was he born with it?
They cannot have their luxury items either 19 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I'm in a relatively comfortable spot with pay to work ratio. But a lot of us are treated like crap.
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Nice and blunt 1 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Sword in the Stone's Archimedes is good for them too -
[Arthur} "That big fish almost swallowed me and Archimedes saved me!"
[Archimedes] "I did nothing of the sort! I intended to eat him! Young perch is my favorite dish, you know that!"
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[Merlin] "Oh Archimedes, why would you half drown yourself for a tidbit of fish? And after such a big breakfast?"
[Archimedes] "Pinfeathers and gully fluff!"
[Arthur} "That big fish almost swallowed me and Archimedes saved me!"
[Archimedes] "I did nothing of the sort! I intended to eat him! Young perch is my favorite dish, you know that!"
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[Merlin] "Oh Archimedes, why would you half drown yourself for a tidbit of fish? And after such a big breakfast?"
[Archimedes] "Pinfeathers and gully fluff!"
How do you break the news to him? 9 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
If you go with any character showing up in Marvel comics as ok to put in the tattoo letters, then with the DC vs Marvel crossover that happened in the 90's then you could say they're both correct.
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Aww hell naw 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
1 serving of milk and 1 serving of cereal. The order doesn't matter. You fat fucks just continue to add milk and cereal till you're full.
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This 3D-printed cast uses ultrasound to heal broken bones 40% faster 11 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I wish having access to state-of-the-art medical tech wasn't so inaccessible financially
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ai.. 1 comments
Tip for you guys 10 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I dont get why there are so many jokes about wanting to die. Its honestly so sad and its unfortunate that our generation (I'm 25) is associated with this type of humor. I personally do not find this type of stuff funny, and I wasn't going to say anything but every time I see a post like this I cant help but think about young people who are tragically taken from us in unfortunate accidents, tearing their families apart with such unexpected sadness, then there are people who just make these jokes like this. Its sad to see
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Knew it, somehow. 2 comments
Very true 16 comments
I didn’t know that it meant this. 4 comments
Children fee 9 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
As a landlord, pet fees are most certainly not bullshit. More often than not, the fees that we charge don't even cover the replacement cost for the carpet that your pet ruins when they urinate on it.
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Can't tell the difference 3 comments
Most embarrassing moment 7 comments
Canrelate.Jpg 6 comments
Milk force field 15 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Well, I mean, it's a pretty weak force field. Look how easily a human hand was able to penetrate it! Unless it's a forcefield specifically designed to prevent energy-based weaponry but allow physical objects access...
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Breaking sad 15 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
We do, it's called short term disability insurance. You can get it individually (think Aflec) or your employer may provide it. This is dumb.
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Dog/cat owners 11 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I know a lot of dogs, and none of them were bought; all of them were from a shelter. Very few people buy from breeders.
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Finished 5 comments
Good times 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Him-Can you see what you are looking at with the light really good?
Me-Yes sir!
Him-Good, now shine it where I need it, so I can get this damn thing going, so we’re not out here all damn night!!
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Me-Yes sir!
Him-Good, now shine it where I need it, so I can get this damn thing going, so we’re not out here all damn night!!
Lifes tuff bro 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I have that problem too. Sometimes there is a meme and it's like laugh out loud funny. My sister will look and ask why it's funny. You try to explain it and she look so to you like you're an alien. It's hard to be the only one who understands all memes.
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