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Ted Talk - The power of nipples 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Those are some damn fine boobies. The only problem I have is those pasties blocking an otherwise awesome view.
This has taken me a while to learn 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Unless you're Kevin Hard apparently
Dad jokes 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
a woman i work with had her child premature and his first name is Er and middle name is Lee.
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Time hath come to reduce 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I agree about not using straws that have a negative effect on the environment, but honestly, the soggy cardboard straw with bits of paper one is sucking up, until a vacuum cannot form due to a hole that appeared on the side, is making me not wanting to buy drinks anymore... :-(
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Help me get to hot 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
cuz the retard juice
Satan and Jesus role swapping 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why not give him the money to build it? If it fails, the Dems could gloat and run on that in 2020. If it works, it protects Americans. Build it. MAGA!
McDonald's lost the right to trademark the "Big Mac" within the EU so 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Burgerking team here
Dying names 35 comments
guest · 5 years ago
uh. *ahem* my last name is only carried within my immediate family.
I guess he forgot he’s a movie star 50 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But please tell me more about what Colin Kapernic thinks about politics!
Upcoming logo 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You can look at it two ways...
A guy stroking
or
A girl with a vibrating toy.
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Time hath come to reduce 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Almost nobody said that they don’t like plastic straws.
Just the incredibly loud righteous, we know better than everyone else.
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Trump VS Pope face swap 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He looks better than the former Nazi pope who resigned
It's Called "Style" 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Carrie....??
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Brand clothing 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
At least my play shoes last longer and have an actual function rather than looking good
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I'm just looking out for you 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mind ya business
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Who wants to live there with me ? 45 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Looks like a great place to fish...
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When Chad's attack 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Because if the gag reflex, didn’t you read it?
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Picture of the World Trade Center taken by a passenger on a plane landing at Laguardia 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I remember being in 2nd grade when it happened and not understanding the gravity of the situation at the time. Still have the news paper from that next morning!
The Most Accurate Definition of Periods Ever 169 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So I got my period when I was 8 and had cramps so bad the I had to stay home from school, then the bleeding started 2 weeks 2 days rest and start agian heavy bleeder straight through a heavy pad stains on my sheets didn't know what was wrong have thickning of the uterus had tablets didn't help now have the rod still have cramps but only every 3 months or so boys at school are dicks about it but girls understand
Not today, greg 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Reverse the genders and imagine the outrage you'd trigger.
Murica 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Luckily, Democrat women are completely comfortable with men in the ladies' room with them.
Kyoto japan 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lucky landing
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Guys we need standards too. Rise up 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
haha, yeah, that's gonna happen...
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Attention 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So if yoi form a deep connection with someone of the same sex will you let them fuck you? Bcuz if yes then ok i kind of see its something a little beyond just "good morals," but if no then you just have "good morals" and should be left at that without making this BS orientations.
This makes me sad :( 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
fuck you
This makes me sad :( 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The reality of what abusing you body does - you don't live long. Sad, but true.
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I'm not Lion it's There 60 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How.... Adhula onnumae therlayae
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The nice five 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I want to hug them
When mullets were life 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Everyone laughed at this crap back then.
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When Chad's attack 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ahdjdksbdb even if I read that article I don’t feel like my first thought would be to shove my arm down its throat. Why didn’t it just bite his arm?
Gillian Anderson and... Swamp Thing? 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Giving therapy to kids at his school
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Actually a great idea 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I feel like with the exception of hospitals and other general safety things, doing it late at night when most things are closed already anyways, it could be possible.
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HTML tattoo 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It looks simple, but it's hard to draw a font like that perfectly by hand.
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Actually a great idea 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
March 23rd is Earth Day
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Actually a great idea 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Already a thing
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title 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Intake less calories than you spend..it's as simple as that. When you reach your ideal weight start eating maintenance calories.
Beeeooiiii 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cringgggeee
Transgender Bathroom in Canada 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes. YES. YEEEEES.
Baby, it's cold outside. Never hurts to be prepared 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
can someone explain the kitty litter/sang thing? what is that for? thanks!
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Someone had to say it 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*shots fired*
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The worst 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
In Australia we’ve got to drive shorter distances so we don’t fucking bake all the way through.
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Why did I laugh so hard at this? 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Don’t tell me how to live my life...
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The nice five 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Trade boys i for Louise belcher
True Women of Valor 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sure. Complain about them on the internet some more, it will give you suuuuuuch a moral high ground. You're so different from them, the hardworking guy who spends his day...moaning about the kids these days...on the internet...Oh. You're doing the same shit you bitch about, hmm.
They actually do! 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's really good too but I just love the crunch of the almonds.
Just saying 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Some old people act like every single young person is always offended. Some young people act like every single old person is a bigot.
Also mrsuperman doesn't know what the party switch was.
Say yes 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I don't believe it... SOMEBODY USED ME TO PROPOSE!!!
Hell Yeah, Brother! (Or: Screw Uber. Country Boy'll take you home To the place you belong) 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Please tell me where to find him and how to contact him i forreal wanna do this lmao
Oof 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Honestly I dont agree, I was just like this as a kid, I liked being alone, but now I'm in sales. You can learn social interaction just by observing.
So sad 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
that death sound always makes me so sad...
'owwoo'
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