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This post (excluding the last part) was Dumbledoreable.

I'm only with you for hunger games and Harry potter.

Love who you want, no matter their size. Period. Shallow crap like this really makes me wanna scream. Ugh.

I'm a lot more insecure than people think and every time I go to a party, I cry from social fear. Is that weird?

Mine is Anika.

#SHERLOLLY I died when I saw this.

Dear Vagina, thanks for no awkward boners. Sincerely, a woman.

I'm sorry. No matter what, everyone has something beautiful about themselves they can see. Maybe you don't like being skinny, but I think it's beautiful. You probably have a charming smile and a wonderful laugh, but you have to be happy. No one can be a better you than you. :3

I hold my boyfriend really tightly for more than cuddles. I like him being really close to me

That's why you climb a tree and crap from a comfortable height.

VOCAL SEX

He's cute.

Well, it's not like they could've had an affair- they were the first homies ever.

I do they all the time. Just think of it as guidelines for the next person you may encounter, that way you've got a model. :)
SOCIAL ANXIETY FRIEND

Go hard or go home.

This makes me think of the IT crowd.

If they're ever called Dick instead of Richard...

guys.... FLYING FISH. LIKE THE ONES THAT JUMP OUT OF THE WATER.

OLAN OH MY GOSH

I'm dating a nerd. Best decision ever.

they are the sex.

if Apple does read this, they won't know when it's from.

Anyone know which episode this is?

How can you castrate something that isn't there?

I still do this and I'm in high school.
You're never too old for the ice cream truck.

yes.

yeah, and you guys say you like slightly chunky curvy girls. and people wonder why I have trust and confidence issues...

smoking is quite a disgusting habit.

I don't think it's our business what texas does, they can do what they want. it's a free country still.

abortion isn't women's health, it's reckless abandon on a whole new scale.

I like the last woman. she still looks natural with makeup on.

but I like awkward skinny guys...

ripd

unless it's dead island.

I hate big boobs.

*de-evolution

*Olan. God dang it.

THE TITLE OF THIS POST IS FROM AN ORGASM ROGER'S VIDEO CIRLEDAM I LOVE YOU.

I'd hold you.