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You could grind up the M&M and dissolve it in a little water to make a paste.

I'm just curious, where are you finding all these bot flies and the creatures that let you pull them out?

70% of Canada's population lives within 50 miles of the US border. Just thought you all should know.

It's past dope and straight into majestic.

What sucks is Daria was popular and a spinoff of Jane's brother was even in the works. But MTV thought that cartoons were too childish and scrapped their entire cartoon division, ratings be damned. And that's the story of how we got Jersey Shore.

Because to summon him, you need to give up your soul.

Yeah, where do you think all that slave-picked cotton was being sold to? All around the world. If you go back far enough, everyone has an ancestor whos hands are stained.

Not true, he can leave any time he likes, Job 1:7. Hell is a place created created by Satan, it is his dominion. When the end of times come then he will be thrown into God's final punishment, the lake of fire, Revelation 20:14, 21:8. Satan hates man so much because we have a chance to be saved before we die, but he is forever damned and he wants to take as many souls down with him as he can.

Acutally, he thought he was better than God. The creation is NEVER greater than the Creator. Isaiah 14:12-15. By the way, NOTHING bows down to mankind, read your bible.

And girls in some countries are being operated on to close their vaginas so they can't have pre-marital sex with a man. If that isn't sexual oppression for being sexualy attracted to someone of the opposite sex, I don't know what is.

Straight people are murdered every day for things like breaking up with their boyfriend/husband to be with another man and vise-versa. I'm not talking about stalkers, I'm talking about people voluntarily starting a sexual relationship with someone of the opposite sex and wanting to end it because they want to be in a relationship with someone else of the opposite sex. They get into these situations because they were attracted to someone of the opposite sex. I'm not saying they are to blame, they're not, but you can make the agrument that if they never were sexualy attracted to someone of the opposite sex, they never would have fallen for the particular psycho that ended up murdering them. This is just one of countless examples of straight people being murdered for expressing their sexual attraction to the opposite sex. The gay community often overlooks this because it happens so damn often, it seems to be a whole different problem.

Then you like anime, just not all anime.

And bats can't see in the dark, they use sonar.

If you were reading this in an old English poetry book, I guarantee it would be written a lot more eloquently. If it were written as the above, the book would not have survived to be read in this modern age, people having wiped their butts clean with it long ago.

When people don't really understand something, they ignore it or make fun of it. When people are afraid of something, they try to destroy it. That's why we have so much hate in the world. Human Nature 101.

Yeah, that's exactly why they built secret escape passages in the pyramids. No, wait, it was because they didn't want to die for the fucking pharaoh. And don't confuse happily with no other choice.

If a person is exposed to enough carbon monoxide, their blood would remain a bright cherry red outside the body, even months later. Of course, that much carbon monoxide would also result in said person's death.

Yes, even for the special effect ones. If you see someone on the street selling "theater" contacts without asking for a valid perscripton, run away unless you're looking for pink eye. It was because of the horrible mishandling of contacts and the resulting infections that this law was passed. You wouldn't buy perscripton heart pills from some stranger off the street, would you?

Just because that's what you see in the mirror, doesn't mean everyone else does.

Liz Lemon?

Schedule doesn't really count because no matter how it's pernounced, it means the same thing. FYI, it's "Shed-ule" or "Sked-jewel"

Your ending was a let-down.

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There will always be someone better than you, you fucking failure. Is that the quote you rather live by?

Maybe you should burst in singing (in a sports bra) at random strangers houses. You're bound to get an awesome story out of one of them.

.....you don't ingest silverware....

He's neck deep in water, no doubt some probably splashed on him.

If you can't get away with no limits on time, speed or range, you deserve to be caught.

And that's why you were passed over.

Wouldn't that mean the baby's name was turtles?

I'm a different guest. I'm legally blind without my glasses, so don't give me some fucking bullshit that my corrective lenses are comparable to a correcting a slight fucking limp. Don't think that some things just aren't that bad just because you're a fucking moron.

Drunk + beating the shit out of someone = murder. Happens all the time.

Witchcraft, I say! No matter which teeth touch ice, it still hurts!

Just say, "Congratulations, you finally noticed something." It shows you can be passive-aggressive too.

My mom does this all the time. She just laughs as she walks away.

Gays also don't like to be sexualized by some stranger on the street. There's nothing wrong with having self-respect.

People still do it. The picture doesn't show the people needed for constantly placing the bricks in the correct layout as the machine lays it down.

Um... those are not her feet, there is someone in the box who walks in front of her when they take off. That's what makes it a prank and not a slice of life video.