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I have an odd obsession with withholding sex from women.

Imagine number 5, except that instead of using his elbows he shouts "You underestimate my powers!" and uses his napkin again... And then she shouts back "You were the chosen one!" I don't know why this popped into my head.

The power of Christ compels you!!!

What you need to wonder is how you would react if they suddenly kissed you.

This is when you rip that shit out into the open. Keep a twitter thread open about this shit. Boundaries are for people who aren't pissed off. Let everyone listen to your troubles, and watch their exasperation evolve into contempt. Believe that you are hurting your significant other more than yourself. Never quite get over the breakup. End up alone, afraid of commitment. FunSubstance becomes a hollow shell, a ritual that you perform to keep away from the pain and regret.

*Some comment about how I identified every character*

Dobby is a free elf!

This is no confession. This is a proclamation of triumph.

They really need to have people die, and stay dead. It happens in every franchise. Dumbledore gives his talk at the white train station. Things of this nature even happen in *possible spoiler* Game of Thrones.

When Eddard dies...

Anyone else surf pornos like Netflix sometimes?

My roomie doesn't seem to understand this.

*whispers* Moreo guy...

So... You're saying that you want that ball to be taken from you? I don't understand dog logic.

All that's left is to get money...

I don't particularly enjoy pomegranate unless it's covered in chocolate and sin.

Never trust a guy to do your nails, I suck at that and end up making a mess.

You might have taken to much NyQuil when...

I don't know what I expected...

The nubmer fo typos in tihs coment sectione is to dam hi!

Imagine if "guest" was an account and all the comments were made by the same person...

This is every anime ever... Except for the ones that are about to be listed in response to this comment.

It's weird, I actually don't enjoy AoT. And GoT. I have haters for days.

I thought this was much better before I realized it was a reference to the hunger games. I love the story it tells. Rather, I love the way it can tell a story.