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How they make tampons big enough for your mom 5 comments
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· 10 years ago
It's like a spider.
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Troll physics 3 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Heck yes it is, but it's rather dangerous because you have to keep both forklifts balanced perfectly. I heard two guys tried to do this in Romania, but both of them died when their forklifts flipped over...
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Just enjoy them 9 comments
Dr. Pepper knockoff collection 19 comments
Poor choice in carpet for steps 18 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
It wouldn't be a bad choice if the stairway ran perpendicular to the carpet pattern?
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Crushing balls 20 comments
I really need to take a shit 20 comments
Surprised myself 16 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I couldn't keep cake down until I was 11. Of course, I still scrape the icing off...
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Magnetic floating table 10 comments
Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot. 47 comments
The catable 10 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
TIP: If you can't afford that rather intricate table, place an open shoebox somewhere on your working surface. Make sure it's just barely big enough for the cat to fit inside. The problem should fix itself. C:
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Amen 8 comments
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· 10 years ago
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How I run in my dreams 9 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
In my dreams, I can't run for more than 2 seconds without falling over, becoming extremely dizzy, and soaking my pants.
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I love rainy days 21 comments
Title 26 comments
Mmhmm 16 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
According to Bollywood logic, taking a kick to the gut will send you FLYING over 20-something feet away.
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U.S Army medic humor 5 comments
Brilliant! 7 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
That woman got burned so hard, the temperature outside my house just rose 3 degrees.
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Scumbag printer just did this to me 2 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Sheesh, that's nothing compared to my printer. It won't even turn ON unless the ink is replaced. Thing is, it makes absolutely NO indication as to which ink it is, so I gotta buy all four colors just to fix it.
I want to know what happened there 7 comments
Vans Shirt 1 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
The square root of ANS (answer) is the square root of your last calculator input, or zero if you have a clear calculator history (If you know what I mean).
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