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Clarification: Poisonous vs Venomous 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes there is, fellow guest! The lesser-known snake genus, Rhabdophis. I would supply a wiki link, but it so appears I cannot, so I suggest you google the word to find out more info on this lovely variety, should you happen to be interested.
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Bewbs 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The URL's make it even better.
My message to our government 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sad but true.
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I can't decide which I love more D: 40 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yay! I especially just like how he didn't waste time explaining his plan and ultimately sealing his fate doing so, he simply got down to business and began working.
And I love you too, Wolffire96.
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And sniffing the fumes will make you high 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I tried it, it really works! Great experiment for all ages and I highly advise it as a school project.
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Not fine at all.... 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"I'm fine, don't worry about me."
"But...you're sitting on the floor in front of the computer sobbing.
That does not seems fine."
"I SAID GO AWAY LET ME RESUME MY FEELS AND MOURNING FOR THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER WHO IS NOW UNAVAILABLE."
"*backs away slowly*"
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How the movie industry works nowadays 39 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I wish to arrange a meeting between your face and a fundamental building material in walls.
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How the movie industry works nowadays 39 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Meaning you no offense, it is indeed How To Train Your Dragon. I have been an avid fan for years, having read the available books that were out before the movie, and I think that if I can name twenty-five dragon species in three minutes from the book series I damn well know what the title is.
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I can't decide which I love more D: 40 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*sits awkwardly in corner* I love them all...but my original favorite would have to be Scar, from the Lion King. I've always admired him more than Simba, despite my love for both of them. He just seems more clever and diabolical.
*slinks away quietly hoping nobody hates me for this opinion*
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On one can remember Silence 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Shit, I was about to tell you, but then...wait...what was I going to tell you about?
Cute baby cobra 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Since forever. <3
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He's Cute Now But Wait Untill Your A Finger Down 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*you're
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True Heroes 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Tears? No, no tears, my eyes simply got replaced with watering cans.
Curly Hair Dynamics 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
WTF brother get the fuck off my computer and STOP COMMENTING.
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Curly Hair Dynamics 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sometimes I like to lean over, smell my cat, and act like nothing happened.
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Pyramid or Hole? 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I go from one to the other, but my logic indicates that it's a pyramid because of that little shadow on the edge. :)
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Confusing reflection 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well, fuck, Vashta Nerada.
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What the hell is going on up there Canada 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What the fuck, Canada
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When you see it 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Um. Buddy. It's a joke.
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Hedgehog Bubble Bath 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes, Jawn, you may do anything.
Classy Big Bang Theory 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Hello, dearest Leonard. Did that prat, Sheldon, change the WiFi password?"
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The Oxford comma 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OH MY GAWD
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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This joke becomes paradoxically terrifying for Doctor Who fans.
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Look Closely: There's no woman in this picture 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*eye twitches* what IS this witchcraft?
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I hate it when that happens 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wrrrrong meme.
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Some people need a history lesson 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*quiet crying for these idiots passing their genes to the next generation* why can't we just stage hunts to kill these fucking idiots?
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Husky is broken 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ohhhhh my heart.
Worst lemon ever 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What a sour disappointment.
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Awesome boss said this at noon today!! 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ooor it might mean that if someone were to kill you, say, a hired assassin, he wouldn't go looking for you because he just said that.
Boom. Instant save from employee disguised as an act of kindness.
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PC vs Mac 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Buuuuuurrrrrrrnnnn.
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Ninja Hedgehog 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Jawn!
Wikipedia......? 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I seek to follow you, O Great Homework Help. Lead me to my first victim.
Dis mine now 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Aww, Jawn claimed a shoe!
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Facepalm Level: Fountain 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fucking weeping angels.
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Solar System Planets Lollipops 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
First thing I thought? That scene in Doctor Who where the Doctor said,"you've swallowed a planet!!"
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No inside pockets 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
(Apologies for bumping this up!)
*joins GlorifiedToaster and sonics everything I can grab*
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Life of an annaconda catcher 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My deepest apologies, I was an idiot and rrreeaaallllyy need to think things through before I post. Sorry, I understand it now, and though I don't like it I'll shut up and stop whining!
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"cherry ChapStick" ...thanks Katy Perry -_- 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's working for me now...but it was repeating, just like it was for Hiddlester. Seems to be fixed now, at least for me, everyone else doing ok?
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911 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My thoughts exactly.
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Too many badges 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
They look like daleks, almost.
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Is that you bro? 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Jawn?
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Australia, not even once 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*slowly goes up to fellow guest and hugs* can I go with you next time?
If you're a reposter: 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And that is exactly why I spend all my time on here. Good murder ti- I mean, um, murder story prompts can be found here. Either deal with it, other guest, or I will arrange a meeting between your facial features and a fundamental building material in walls. :)
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Hi!! (First Post) 60 comments
guest · 5 years ago
YES WE CAN EXPLAIN.
In one episode, the Doctor's companion (trying to keep out specifics here, in case you or someone else reading hasn't watched) got sort of transported to an alternate dimension. Without certain technology, which he didn't have, the Doctor couldn't go back and get her. She was stuck. However, he found a way to send a message to her, and a holographic image of the Doctor, projected from the T.A.R.D.I.S, could talk to her. So they chatted a bit, asked how thing were going for them, and as the time was ending on his hologram, he said,"*companions name,*I-" and it cut out. A majority of the people watching were expecting "I love you," but we'll never know. And those same people don't like it too much when it's brought up again.
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Hi!! (First Post) 60 comments
guest · 5 years ago
They're right, people WILL hate guests more than registered users. Much to my regret, my e-mail account it fucking broken (don't ask how, I don't know, I've done everything possible and it won't work. Hasn't been working for months, and it barely gives me time to read the few pieces of mail I get) so I can't register at the moment. However, when I can...Ohh, yes, when I can my life can get better.
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Life of an annaconda catcher 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ohh, I bet they're an invasive species and it's like the handful of Burmese pythons in Florida (the problem isn't that big, guys, I've gone hunting for those fellows so I can rescue them and found nothing. I was in the everglades for a week and not a sign of a snake anywhere, even though one was fought in the area a few months before) and that's why they're hunting them. Now, I may be wrong about the anaconda thing, I focus primarily on venomous snakes and invasive species in America rather than giant constrictors. ^^
Life of an annaconda catcher 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why the fuck would they catch innocent snakes?!
"cherry ChapStick" ...thanks Katy Perry -_- 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Can someone please explain this to me? On a previous exposition into the depths of the site, I made it all the way to the official last post, and that tricky little shit was two years old.
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"cherry ChapStick" ...thanks Katy Perry -_- 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hi guys! Sorry to bother you, but, I was browsing FS at about the 47-week mark, so that's how old the posts were. All of a sudden, at the bottom of a page that began with an old post, there's this hilarious post and a button at the bottom of the page that says," You've reached the end, but there will be more posts tomorrow. View more hot new posts on Trending page and vote for it to get on the Popular page!"
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I need this shirt for reasons 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Despite my being a guest as well, I think that you should have an account to be able to comment or post. I can certainly live without this privilege that has been given to me, and I have seen several examples of guests who abused their right to comment and thus infuriated many, myself included.
Petition to need an account to comment, anyone?
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