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Guys who didn't get it 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I have an odd obsession with withholding sex from women.
Guys who didn't get it 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Imagine number 5, except that instead of using his elbows he shouts "You underestimate my powers!" and uses his napkin again... And then she shouts back "You were the chosen one!" I don't know why this popped into my head.
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anybody know the answers???? 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Did you learn that during your tenure at Killjoke University?
Genius kid 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The power of Christ compels you!!!
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Happens a lot 35 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What you need to wonder is how you would react if they suddenly kissed you.
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When my girlfriend suddenly changes her relationship status to single 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is when you rip that shit out into the open. Keep a twitter thread open about this shit. Boundaries are for people who aren't pissed off. Let everyone listen to your troubles, and watch their exasperation evolve into contempt. Believe that you are hurting your significant other more than yourself. Never quite get over the breakup. End up alone, afraid of commitment. FunSubstance becomes a hollow shell, a ritual that you perform to keep away from the pain and regret.
Reading is Cool! *Bonus Challenge: Can you identify every character? 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*Some comment about how I identified every character*
dobby is now free 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Dobby is a free elf!
Drugs are bad m'kay? 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is no confession. This is a proclamation of triumph.
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Fanddom VS. Writers 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They really need to have people die, and stay dead. It happens in every franchise. Dumbledore gives his talk at the white train station. Things of this nature even happen in *possible spoiler* Game of Thrones.
Get out 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
'Sup bruh. I like where this is going, and imma let you finish, but the poem is called "The Road Not Taken."
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Plot twist in a book you are reading 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*yawn* spoilers, eh?
Plot twist in a book you are reading 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
When Eddard dies...
That's a very valid question 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
extreme cheapskates use rags.
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That's a very valid question 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Thanks, Satan.
How do you do it? 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Woah, why do you live in a neighborhood full of crackheads if your family can afford a $9,000 alarm system?
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Millions of women suffer this misconception 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Anyone else surf pornos like Netflix sometimes?
Millions of women suffer this misconception 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Nah, the second page is where it's at.
It's just an ordinary rock. Nope. 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Do not google that DO NOT GOOGLE THAT
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It's just an ordinary rock. Nope. 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
no... No... NO! I CANNOT UNSEE THIS!
I feel like a lot of youth need to realize this 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My roomie doesn't seem to understand this.
I need strong signals 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*sprays juice beverage in amusement*
How to eat your oreos 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*whispers* Moreo guy...
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That's a smart dog 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
So... You're saying that you want that ball to be taken from you? I don't understand dog logic.
You know my code 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Why does this get downvotes? The account name is dudeno. 'Tis titillating.
Knife cutting 10 bottles 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Undoubtedly they were sedated. I hate to see people mercilessly killing these prideful beasts for the sake of a demonstration.
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Two type of people 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Noooo! I can think of no greater curse upon my enemies than the burden you must bear!
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Tumblr on relationships 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
All that's left is to get money...
Scumbag pomegranate 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I don't particularly enjoy pomegranate unless it's covered in chocolate and sin.
Guys stuck in the friendzone 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Never trust a guy to do your nails, I suck at that and end up making a mess.
Poor ad placement 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You might have taken to much NyQuil when...
wind in dogĀ“s face complication 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I don't know what I expected...
Girl With Make-up On Only Half of Her Face 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The nubmer fo typos in tihs coment sectione is to dam hi!
Girl With Make-up On Only Half of Her Face 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ah.
Best girlfriend 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Nah, bruh. If you're worse, you're bringing him down. If you're better he gets jealous and won't want to play. This is, of course, a ridiculous stereotype that should be ignored. You wouldn't fall for a man like that :)
Best girlfriend 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Those question marks make this a roller coaster to read.
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Best girlfriend 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
No. Never dual screen. Reduces performance. Must. Get. High. Score!
Best girlfriend 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Woah... Didn't think about that...
see 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Imagine if "guest" was an account and all the comments were made by the same person...
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How it feels 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And his gf is a Nazgul?
Very Popular 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I can't downvote a curse that is this damn good. Could you imagine this shit in Harry Potter?
Dying can be fatal to your life 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is every anime ever... Except for the ones that are about to be listed in response to this comment.
Real art 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's weird, I actually don't enjoy AoT. And GoT. I have haters for days.
Guys listen up! 57 comments
guest · 8 years ago
One would hope not, Oedipus.
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Guys listen up! 57 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I find that a movie marathon covering a wide range of genres usually does the trick. Except fo' the raunchy ones. Don't want to seem trashy, ya hear?
When my friend asked if the brownie has kicked in yet 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My friend's first experiment with pot was much the same. He found some pot-sickles in the freezer, and ate one. He didn't feel anything, so he decides to eat FOUR MORE. Needless to say, he felt like hell.
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Real or not real? 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I thought this was much better before I realized it was a reference to the hunger games. I love the story it tells. Rather, I love the way it can tell a story.
It's never too late to apologize 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Then you will get downvoted, penisparty, and to hell with your rhetorical question!
Sometimes saying nothing is the best thing to do 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If you don't have a girlfriend... Lucifer, why is that girl crying on your shoulder? Whose soul did you take? WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING?!
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Sometimes saying nothing is the best thing to do 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I will be using this.