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A lesson for parents 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
My mom wonders why I hide stuff from her, but she's the one who freaks out whenever I try to tell her something like "So I'm happy I got a B on this really hard test."
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Invisibility shoes 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I don't get why this is downvoted. It's a pretty regularly used joke here...
Pimp my p*do-van 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Only partially true. I saw a scooby doo episode the other day. But it was one of those weird new ones, not the classic, so in that sense you are correct.
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Use commas, people 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
*off, but funny (:
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More funny Vine videos 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"This is Jake from State Farm" hahahaha
Just an idea 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
^to guest: Maybe it does happen more, just not in our country/ your country. Most terrorism actually affects the Middle East way more than us, and thus we choose to ignore it.
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A thirsty hummingbird 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I think that would actually freak me out a little.
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Bad torture 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Probably because they're not funny, but people keep trying to tell us to laugh.
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For a hot day 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That's adorable.
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I've got no words for this 25 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm just going to go back to sleep now...
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So I made this........ 19 comments
guest · 11 years ago
When brunettes go crazy, they dye their hair blond...
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iWindows 98 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
But underneath internet explorer it says safari...
Welcome to the 21st century 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Pretty sure this is a repost, but it still makes me sad on the inside.
Gay 17m 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
17 years old, male
Drawn only with dots 23 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Each one of those dots has more talent than me.
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What happens in the shower 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Or singing. Lots of singing.
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Monsters vs. Aliens 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
This movie was 1000x better than I thought it would be.
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When someone whines about being friendzoned 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I don't know why this is downvoted. I find her attractive, too. And I'm a girl.
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The big bang theory has it's moments 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
*its
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Candy crush player spotted 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Or Jewels.
Looks shopped 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Seriously guys?!?! I mean LOOK! I don't get how you guys are missing that his sun glasses are DESIGNER!!!
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Land of time park 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
yep yep yep!
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Capitalist Santa 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
An oldie but a goodie.
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I hate how this has become American media 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I used to want to go into law or criminal justice, before I learned how messed up it was.
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Scumbag ice cream truck 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"the song of my people" is too great.
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Misunderstood Douchebag Compilation 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
But almost all of this is conversational, while 75% of all douche-baggery seems to happen online.
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You're a bad person harry potter 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I agree with that, mainly. I always secretly hoped that somehow Neville would be the one the prophecy was really talking about. Sigh.
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You're a bad person harry potter 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That's the thing; everyone always tells Harry what a good person he is, and how special he is, but half the time in the books he just runs around being a jerk. Of course he has his redeeming qualities (plus he has to deal with Voldemort's shit), but I don't see how people can just overlook the fact that at times Harry can just be downright mean.
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Turns out confidence can backfire 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Ouch.
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Dead bodies 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I sometimes fear what would happen if the Tumblr people joined together in some crazy contrived plot.
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dem feels 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
You know what, it's a repost, but I ain't even mad. :')
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moon moon got a job 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
*moon moon gets fired from a job
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We all think the same 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
And then there's that asshole who tries to make themselves feel better by pretending to be better and more confidant than everyone else.
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Reverse Centaur 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Hhn... I'd never really realized that the reverse way would have four arms instead of four legs. But I don't think I like it.
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Pull the lever kronk! 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Eh, that girl is still awesome the second time.
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And then there's me 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
And then there's me... who just stays on the internet all day and night and gets none of the above...
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Haircuts make a huge difference 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
So I have to shave my head to be a leader... damn.
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How I feel as an american the last few years 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'd like to believe so...
I just can't help it 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yep. Cause I'm always paranoid that I look like a derp. Sadly, staring at myself does not seem to fix this.
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I have a special bone for you 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Is that a toothpick in his mouth??
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My favorite professor 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
What show is this?
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No disk should have all that power 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Oh my gosh, Sailor Moon was my childhood.
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The problem with girls 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
She was always my favorite (:
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Fall fabulously 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Majestic as fuck.
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So I saw this public toilet on my travels in the middle east 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
so.. the woman has two legs.
Happiness is like a b*tterfly 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Aww... I just love heartwarming comics like this. They make my day a little better.
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Why I Love Jen 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Why did this get downvoted? But no worries, I fixed it :D
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When my posts/comments starts to get likes 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Even as a guest I feel that way, haha.
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The tooth fairy 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Looks like the clown from "It."
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I celebrate it everyday 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I agree, at first I thought that they were odd peaches.
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