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Guys who didn't get it 25 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I have an odd obsession with withholding sex from women.
Guys who didn't get it 25 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Imagine number 5, except that instead of using his elbows he shouts "You underestimate my powers!" and uses his napkin again... And then she shouts back "You were the chosen one!" I don't know why this popped into my head.
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anybody know the answers???? 15 comments
Happens a lot 35 comments
When my girlfriend suddenly changes her relationship status to single 12 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
This is when you rip that shit out into the open. Keep a twitter thread open about this shit. Boundaries are for people who aren't pissed off. Let everyone listen to your troubles, and watch their exasperation evolve into contempt. Believe that you are hurting your significant other more than yourself. Never quite get over the breakup. End up alone, afraid of commitment. FunSubstance becomes a hollow shell, a ritual that you perform to keep away from the pain and regret.
Drugs are bad m'kay? 7 comments
Fanddom VS. Writers 7 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
They really need to have people die, and stay dead. It happens in every franchise. Dumbledore gives his talk at the white train station. Things of this nature even happen in *possible spoiler* Game of Thrones.
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Get out 4 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
'Sup bruh. I like where this is going, and imma let you finish, but the poem is called "The Road Not Taken."
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How do you do it? 25 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Woah, why do you live in a neighborhood full of crackheads if your family can afford a $9,000 alarm system?
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Millions of women suffer this misconception 18 comments
Millions of women suffer this misconception 18 comments
It's just an ordinary rock. Nope. 10 comments
It's just an ordinary rock. Nope. 10 comments
That's a smart dog 1 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
So... You're saying that you want that ball to be taken from you? I don't understand dog logic.
You know my code 11 comments
Knife cutting 10 bottles 15 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Undoubtedly they were sedated. I hate to see people mercilessly killing these prideful beasts for the sake of a demonstration.
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Two type of people 18 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Noooo! I can think of no greater curse upon my enemies than the burden you must bear!
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Scumbag pomegranate 15 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I don't particularly enjoy pomegranate unless it's covered in chocolate and sin.
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Guys stuck in the friendzone 5 comments
Girl With Make-up On Only Half of Her Face 21 comments
Best girlfriend 16 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Nah, bruh. If you're worse, you're bringing him down. If you're better he gets jealous and won't want to play. This is, of course, a ridiculous stereotype that should be ignored. You wouldn't fall for a man like that :)
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Best girlfriend 16 comments
Best girlfriend 16 comments
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guest
· 10 years ago
Imagine if "guest" was an account and all the comments were made by the same person...
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Very Popular 10 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I can't downvote a curse that is this damn good. Could you imagine this shit in Harry Potter?
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Dying can be fatal to your life 6 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
This is every anime ever... Except for the ones that are about to be listed in response to this comment.
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Real art 17 comments
Guys listen up! 57 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I find that a movie marathon covering a wide range of genres usually does the trick. Except fo' the raunchy ones. Don't want to seem trashy, ya hear?
When my friend asked if the brownie has kicked in yet 10 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
My friend's first experiment with pot was much the same. He found some pot-sickles in the freezer, and ate one. He didn't feel anything, so he decides to eat FOUR MORE. Needless to say, he felt like hell.
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Real or not real? 11 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I thought this was much better before I realized it was a reference to the hunger games. I love the story it tells. Rather, I love the way it can tell a story.
It's never too late to apologize 7 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Then you will get downvoted, penisparty, and to hell with your rhetorical question!
Sometimes saying nothing is the best thing to do 8 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
If you don't have a girlfriend... Lucifer, why is that girl crying on your shoulder? Whose soul did you take? WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING?!
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