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The British show Black Books had the main character who owns a book shop doing his taxes for the first time and out of frustration and looking for an excuse to not do them let some of these people in and it was one of the funniest things EVER. I really love this show (I'm American).

I had my iPod on shuffle while reading this and it started playing Concrete Angel by Martina McBride. WHY. I AM DROWNING IN MY TEARS, I MIGHT AS WELL GO WATCH LES MISERABLES AND THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA NOW.

My parents seriously get mad at me for spending my own money that I earn (I'm 14) or am given on my birthday or Christmas on books because I read them to fast and they want me to play video games and watch tv because "that's what other children do". Seriously. (I do play video games, It's just that I play really old ones, because I just don't like most new ones. I played the new zelda games and Skyrim but that's about it. I have a ds lite, a game boy, a GameCube, a playstation 2. a n64 and an snes.) My parents get mad at me for reading instead of watching tv and playing video games.

I seriously wanted to be the empress of china from ages 6-11 about. When I was 3-5 I wanted to be a saiyan (Dragon Ball Z). And from 12-now I want to be a saiyan.

While this is very funny I am sad that the one named Rebecca got an A. She seems like the type of person I hate.

Where is this. Please.

Well I've always wondered, when a female centaur is pregnant is the horse half or the human half pregnant?

I atheist and for the most part, these are the kinds of people that hate us the most. And then these people assume that I hate them and think they are unintelligent because they are Christian despite the fact that my boyfriend and my 2 best friends are both Christians. I don't mind the Christians that follow their own religious rules, as that is their right and it doesn't make them any less smart to me but these people... just... grrrr.

Gun free zones are what bothers me. It's all like "It is illegal to carry a gun here! Cuz, ya know, criminals ALWAYS follow laws!" Chicago has the the highest amount of gun control in America and look how Chicago's doing. New York City and Detroit also have really strict gun control laws, and look how they're doing. What to all these cities have in common? HIGH CRIME RATES.

They actually don't give unreasonable prices. They really do have to make money too. Going to a pawn shop means you're going to be paid less than the actual value for the object. Sheesh people.

Is it sad that in these memes I always read it like the grandma first?

Last night I had a dream that the clown from it killed me in my sleep and there was graphic blood all over my teddy bear of protection that no matter how old I get if I get scared I walk around holding it like some sort of shield at night and my brain just focused on that so much sooo long and then some weird gods from I guess some random religion that doesn't exist revived me and made me immortal at the cost of all emotions except pain and I was left with a deep want for emotions which I could never get even sadness which I couldn't feel and I turned into a fox and lived the rest of eternity alone in a cave. I. do. NOT. want my dreams to lead to parallel universes.

*cries*

Chris Hemsworth looks like a god. The Rock looks horrible in the second picture... Being THAT muscley is NOT sexy guys :)