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It smells like a great idea 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Did you just

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Alternate use of Assassins Creed 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

It could just be the "southern flag"?

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Go ahead, I Dare You 38 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Pink and brown are technically nonexistent colors because they don't appear on the visible light spectrum.

"Shots fired" 19 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Where are we going with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)this( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?

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Oh, Facebook. 25 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Did anyone else read that like Jorgen Von Strangle?

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What is m*sturbating and smoking weed called? 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Sounds like he tried to say "LIMBO".
Blegh, I've always had a slight distaste towards that game.

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Shiba Inu riding a tortoise 12 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Very Rollin'. Much Hatin'. Such Ridin' Dirty.

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Most dangerous path in the world 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Take a helicopter anyone? No? Darn...

"guess what." 5 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I too turn into a dog with human eyes when someone talks to me like this.

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Good way to cook when you are angry 5 comments

guest · 10 years ago

We can take a knife and viciously cut carrots and pretend that we're slicing fingers off our enemies.

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Turtle neck 37 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Well, turtlenecks are comfy IMHO.

Is this a universal problem? 22 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I think it's an adult law we don't know about?

The hardest goodbye 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

But in all seriousness, I can't help but cry at this as well.

The hardest goodbye 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Damn ninjas and their onions...

Saving the planet 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

"Gives America Wood"

Taking instructions literally 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I see nothing wrong here.

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My life during summer 8 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Everyone in my neighborhood is repairing their houses after this freak hailstorm we had [tennis ball size], so every morning there's a symphony orchestra of power tools from nearly every house on my street.

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Be different 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Sounds good to me.

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A true scientist 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

*Hyneman

True Heroes 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I became a fountain.

Murcia food size 31 comments

guest · 10 years ago

My first thought when I saw this was of the three bears. So, yep!

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Murcia food size 31 comments

guest · 10 years ago

One was too hot, one was too cold, one was just right...

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As a practical guy, I wonder how difficult it would be to keep this clean 25 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Imagine having pieces of hair in there. GAHHH

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Was the biggest lie of my childhood 13 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Even then, I just do a bunch of scribbles in the relative "shape" of my name. Seriously, can ANYONE read an autograph?

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Nice catch! 9 comments

guest · 10 years ago

That guy is the mightiest possessor of win.

Aww that's so cute an sad at the same time! <3 :'( 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

DAMNIT I'M STUCK IN FEELSUBSTANCE AGAIN. LORD HELP ME.

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What's your Batman name? 60 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I got Namtab.

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Aurora Borealis from a satellite 2 comments

guest · 10 years ago

That's the ISS, but technically it is a satellite so... Forget it. You win.

Remember that you are free 18 comments

guest · 10 years ago

*Terms and Conditions apply.

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Remember that you are free 18 comments

guest · 10 years ago

America's Motto: FREEDOM*

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The bluest Morning Glories 16 comments

guest · 10 years ago

DAH BA DEE DAH BA DIE

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When Someone Mentions My Favorite Band 33 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Imagine Dragons all the way.

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I'll just nope away 48 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Welp, time to grab my flamethrower again...

I prefer Mr President 2 comments

guest · 10 years ago

**Baraq

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No excuses 5 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Badass beyond the limit.

Disney's Frozen - deleted song 5 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Kristoff's face at the end.

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Tumblr compilation 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I died at the last one.

Mother russia 22 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I guess one of the engineers was Stalin.

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Corgi snow flop 9 comments

guest · 10 years ago

BUUUUUM DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DAH DAH DAH DA-DAH

Humans in my stomach (No I'm not a cannibal) 2 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Tittle.

A vet with a big heart 24 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I can't stop crying right now. Too much feels in this post.

Nice try mom 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

You sick, cruel bastard...

England's gift 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

"Gift"

Putting on chapstick 9 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Beeswax most likely.

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They are Doritos 8 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Don't worry about NOPE'ing the f*** outta there. Those things die within seconds of exposure to outside air.

You have the wrong number 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I think that's his phone number.

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Genius 9 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I think they did plan it. Look at all the space left over after the word "planning". You could EASILY fit in that first C.

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State Farm 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OXY-CLEAN. THE STAIN FIGHTING DETERGENT POWERED BY OXYGEN.

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Walking to and from school this time of year, in texas 13 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I DIDN'T KNOW SCHOOLS IN TEXAS GIVE YOU FREE HAZMAT SUITS?!

Not ready at all 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Get a cat or two. They'll catch it for you, and they'll be so distracted by it that they won't bother you for a few hours. [Source: Haven't used a flyswatter in weeks.]

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