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Take the hint.

You've seen your mirror, you won't ever have to worry about being a parent.

No one calls you a slut. Ever. In fact no words having sexual connotations have ever or will ever be spoken about you.

Your brother is a genius.

The only thing you should be trying to do is figure out how your ankles are going to continue to support such an enormous amount of weight any longer.

That's called chewing. None of us were surprised you were hungry.

The first step was admitting you have a problem. That and, you actually taking a step.

The only terror you instill, is the thought of waking up next to you.