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Does Germany really want us to start counting how many Jews they killed?

If being gay isn't a choice, how do you explain gay men who become straight, and yes, it does happen.

No, this is wrong. Satan hates you because God loves us more, and is the one who laughs his ass off because you struck out.

This picture breaks my heart every time I see it.

Wow, David Letterman keeps looking younger and younger... wait... oops.

SO FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THIS DIPSHIT'S SHIRT!!!

Spoken like a true virgin

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Little known fact: The KKK was started by the Democratic party. Does anyone have anything to say about those mean ol' conservative Republicans?

Problem is, there are an awful lot of completely stupid fucking people who came out of college. College tuition does not a smart person make, or words to that effect.

AWWW YEAH CHILLUNS, IF THERE BE ANYTING THAT NEIL DE GREASY TYSON, BLACK SCIENCE MON KNOWS, IT BE DEM CHICKENS, ESPECIALLY OF THE FRIED VARIETY. WHY THE THOUGHT OF THAT CRIPSY SKIN JUST MAKES MY THICK LIPS WATER, AWWW YEAH! SLICE ME OFF A PIECE O DAT DERE WASSERMELON AND BACK UP DA WHITE BITCHES. YOU LITTLE CRACKERS FEEL ME?

How not to be average: Listen to what the media tells you to do, and then do the exact opposite. Of course you're going to be unpopular and people will call you stupid, but you won't be average.

I have a different take: who would be so stupid to wear that ugly ass shirt out in public?

That must be such a comfort to those Holocaust survivors.

He's made a living out of being an ass hat. He said it was Jennifer Lawrence's (among the other celebrities) fault that people hacked her nude photos and published them on-line, then when he saw it wasn't a popular opinion, he deleted the tweet and said he was just joking and of course it was the hackers fault. He doesn't even have the sack to stand by his opinion. Must be horrible to always live in fear that one day you won't be famous or relevant anymore.

Yeah, work hard, get tired, get old, stay poor, and then die, all while your boss who sits on their ass all day gets richer and richer. Seriously, how fucking stupid do you have to be to believe in this shit?

Joe Rogan has a point. I mean just yesterday, things were getting so hectic that I dialed up my friend and said, "Dude, they're harshing my mellow. I need to go score some cheeseburgers.". So he knows this place and we go and like, it's owned by some Irish dude. Anyways, there are we with like the trunk, loaded down with cheeseburgers and all of a sudden a cop pulls up behind us. My friend starts freaking out and the cop sees this and pulls over to ask what's wrong. He can smell the American cheese on my breath and before you know it, I'm busted. I serve my time, but no one would hire me because I'm a con. The thing is, I still jones out for cheeseburgers but since I have no way to pay for them, I turn to a life of crime. And that children, is how I became the Hamburglar.

Gotham Comedy Club? To the Batmobile!

The saddest day in Black Science Man's life was when the supermarket was all sold out of watermelons :*(

Where did the first quark come from? Doesn't that bother scientists? By their very creed, they can't believe in anything they can't prove, so in a way, their whole outlook is flawed because they can't answer that one single question. You can't even say the Big Bang created it because you needed a quark to have a bang.

Illogical counter argument. Einstein was one of the smartest men who ever lived.

That's wrong. It's a fact that only 2% of the world is gay, not 10%. It's more like 2 out of every hundred people are gay. Down vote me all you want, but it doesn't change the fact.

Even with engineers, science is still pretty much a philosophy as there are so many questions that can not and never will be answered.

For those who don't know and are curious:
It's called communion. It's based off of 'The Last Supper' when Jesus, who knew he was about to be betrayed by Judas and taken captive, broke the bread and gave it to the disciples saying, "This is my body, eat of it.". He then took wine and said, "This is my blood, drink of it.". It's about Jesus offering himself to be tortured and crucified ( his body, like the bread would be broken; and his blood, like the wine, would be spilled. ) so that everyone's sins from that point on are forgiven and can go to Heaven without fear of judgment. When he told his disciples that, in essence he was telling them, enjoy the gift I am about to give you and the world. When us Christians do it, it's a way of remembering Him and the sacrifice he gave.

Cops and pirates are the same type of person. A pirate will kidnap a family member, take them away from you, hold them captive against their will, and only return them once you pay the ransom. A cop will arrest a family member, take them away from you, hold them prisoner against their will, and only return them once you pay their fines or bail. Pirates hijack ships, police impound cars. It's basically the same thing.

Please, homosexuals can't get married because the Government would then have to pay them benefits and give them tax breaks that other married couples get. That is the REAL reason they can't get married.

Yep, sure is fun here on Atheistsubstance. Didn't know this was a recruiting website for them.

Fooling Penn Jillette is not really that hard.

I wonder - do you think Bill Nye is lonely?

Thumbs up times 1,000 - Achievement Unlocked: Best Post of 20014

Can we cure homosexuality the same way? By shaming them for being faggots? How about encouraging them to stop sucking dick and taking it up the ass?

The Holy Spirit resides within us all, and quite a few of us have pens. Sorted.

I doubt if true Atheists make posts like this. In doing so, they paint their side of the argument in a very poor light. I suspect it's just lonely people who feel the need to have people react to them. Poster, whatever God you choose to follow or not to follow, I hope you find peace.
Signed,
A Christian

SERIES 8 SUCKED! BRING BACK DAVID TENNANT!

FIRST DO SHERLOCK SEASON 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny, that's the same exact look I have when an atheist tells me I'm stupid for believing in God.

Neville is hotter now though, so your post is invalid.

I know this many be an unpopular opinion, but really - fuck depressed celebrities. They make millions of dollars, live in mansions, drive sport cars, travel the world, never have to do a lick of manual labor, snort all the best drugs, drink all the best booze, and fuck some of the hottest pieces of ass. Oh, what a hard life they lead! Boo hoo, pity them!