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How does one gain 3-5 years of experience? 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Volunteer work
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OMG, I didn't know! 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
You don't say?
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Thats smart 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Emu craps? Do people actually have to worry somewhere about emu's crapping on their car?
"Honnnneeeeyyyy, an emu crapped on my car again..."
Yep! Yeeeep! Yep! 17 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Like that guy on Storage Wars?
Anyone want to fix me? 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That's from the Holes movie right?
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"I wish this was a movie" 28 comments
guest · 11 years ago
THE GOLDEN. FUCKING. COMPASS.
I'm not a Percy Jackson or Eragon fan, so I never saw those movies or read those books. But the Golden Compass movie MADE ME RAGE.
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I just don't follow the logic here 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
this way the ice melting doesn't water the beer down.
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Hunger Games' Cornucopia 1 comments
guest · 11 years ago
because THAT'S WHAT IT WAS DESCRIBED LIKE IN THE BOOK.
I was irritated it didn't actually look like that -_-
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Classic childhood story with a twist 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
omg... that's so sad
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Scumbag Dumbledore 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Filch is a SQUIB guys... he CAN'T use magic... Dumbledore could clean anything in a second but he chooses not to so Filch has a job and a place to live...
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Le me listening to famous old band when this happens 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Or Madonna ripped off Lady Gaga >.>
<.<
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I heard you like guitars 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Fuck this shit I'm done
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Death Note has something for Bieber 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
If only
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Artheist with a bible 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Speaking as a christian... OMG THANK YOU.
So much better when the persona actually knows their shit and isn't just bashing Christians because of Westbro Baptists.
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Why I love metal 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
wait did beiber actually do that? Like to people who bought his tickets? WHAT THE FUCK
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Professional Cuddler 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I want her job
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"I love you" in different languages 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It should be "Je t'adore"
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Were Young 1 comments
guest · 11 years ago
*was
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Totally ruined the moment 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Spongebob is a dick
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Faith in humanity restored again 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That's my school! I remember that.
It's slightly less cool that people were grabbing handfuls f them off other lockers and pinning them all up on one
I think this is impossible to answer 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Guys, it's a paradox. There is no right answer
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Physics broken 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
a twin, maybe?
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Does this ever happen to anyone else? 1 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Every single time my mom wants my opinion :|
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Lost dog finds little kitten and saves her 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Can I adopt them both?
Bailey gets caught in an awkward situation 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's Japanese.
Oh, don't ask me what it actually means, I have no idea. I just know that it is in Japanese XD
Kindna Interesting 28 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Other than rapunzel (which wtf dude? Seriously I've never heard that) those are actually all true. Fairytales are fucked up
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The real first world problem 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
wow when your smart-ass uncalled for comeback doesn't even make sense, you KNOW you've fucked up.
I believe you meant the worlds SMALLEST violin?
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Airbag experts 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
What if I told you we all know that but that doesn't mean fucking half the bag should be air?
Seriously I could cut a bag of chips in half an lose no chips. -_-
How government works 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
If nobody ever complains, nothing will ever change.
Granted the complaining should not be just words on the internet, but come on....
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My friend went to disneyland wearing the wrong shirt 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Lol Minie facepalm
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Just a thought 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
because July is the seventh month therefore 9/11 would become 7/11 which would make 7-11 named after a terrorist attack
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5 best and worst tourists 56 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Someone is butthurt.
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Nicki Minaj before she became a stupid hoe 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
o.o She was.... actually... pretty....
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If you can't solve this . . . You are DUMB 30 comments
guest · 11 years ago
guys it's not 15 it's 14
1) there is a single subtraction sign in there. This one you probably caught
2) BECAUSE of order of operations, you do 1x0 first. therefore, the last 1 in the sequence has already been multiplied by 0 and therefore isn't there any more.
The correct answer is 14
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If you can't solve this . . . You are DUMB 30 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Actually with order of operations it's 14...
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So you think it's OK? 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
*reading it* Oh I get the joke, they're saying the same way over and over again. *Not interested in PETA argument* *scrolls to bottom*
"so devon, you think it's ok to beat and murder gay people?"
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when da fuq did that happen? o.o
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What would you do? 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
snigger....
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High School vs. College 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
sure if you're the fucking popular kid. But for some of us, college represents a fresh start withthe types of people we'e never seen before, somewhere we can actually begin to find people that, if not understand us, at least TALK to us. Some of us don't care what we look like on the first day of school and are willing to work as hard as neccessary to get grades, and are okay with our grades slipping a bit anyway because that's a fact of life as you move up in the world, shit gets harder. You might be that person who had lots of friends, freedom, and were given money from your parents in highschool, but that weird kid in the corner who nobody ever talks to, whose friends all left her at the beginning of highschool, who goes to the Councillor weekly for someone to talk to? Yeah, she's relying on college to finally find people who she hopes will at least do her the courtesy of talking to her, of realizing she exists.
And you really don't fucking help her situation.
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I Bet You Can't! 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I dd it without looking
...but then afterwards I got paranoid I was wrong and had to check.
So... I guess half a win?
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At every supermarket ever 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I know this was supposed to be a joke, but that is actually true. The reason supermarkets move everything every few weeks is so you have to walk through more of the store to find everything which means you'll see more of their products which means you're more likely to buy something you didn't come in for. So yes, supermarkets actually DO change the locations of everything BECAUSE you know where it all is.
- The more you know -
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Dead bodies 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
he's not kidding. Oh there was also a woman who hanged herself and went unnoticed for five days because everyone thought she was a halloween decoration
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Lindsey Lohan 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
There is... she's just not related. The twin has been in several broadway shows and has never been arrested.
Now you can answer your phone with your hand (glove)! 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
when I first read this I thought it meant the gloves would let you work a touchscreen with gloves on... then I saw the actual picture.
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Studying Rage 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Fuck stop making me nostalgic... I used to be that kid on the right. Now... haha nope.
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real friend 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
So I have no 'real' friends?
Thanks....
Bad luck Lincoln 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
We just discontinued the up here in Canada!
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When men do feminism 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
wow why are people hating on him/her? It was an honest question.
Keying is when you take a key and drag it down the side of someones car. It puts a big scratch in their paint
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The Brain 1 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Sadly accurate to about half the people in the world nowadays -_-
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Rotate your owl 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
XD I'm listening to music and the owl dances exactly to the beat and thats awesome
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No one walks to school like that 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I loved school as a kid.
As a kid.
Now it sucks.
But y'know, it happened.
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