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Someone loves their pets 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The answer is termites. The family were hoarders and the turtle was in the attic most likely eating them from the decaying furniture. Thank you, Google.
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Someone loves their pets 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But... what was it eating for 37 years?
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Just a title 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is adorable
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Of course not, dear! 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"It's ok to kill people if their family life is bad"
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Of course not, dear! 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This sounds like a pro-life argument because it's pretty depressing
It's a win-win situation! 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Win win
Japanese are still most cultured and well mannered people in the world 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It’s ironic that the Japanese have the world beat at basically everything, they make the best stuff, design the best ways, are well behaved and disciplined, and then 32 feet across the sea the Chinese behave like undomesticated animals
Guys 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Guys can be just as gossipy as girls, if not more.
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I would do anything for Captain Hook 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Definitely go to the dark side
Positano italy 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If this is on earth, well, who needs heaven.?
You were this old 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Stop them please!
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But I'm ok with that 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
aw, all those incels crying. I like it.
One more tweet in the US Army thread. 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
or break your legs and set you aflame
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What pixar has taught me 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Socute
The Lion King in real life 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
IN THEATRES 2019
One more tweet in the US Army thread. 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Still the best boy 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Balls not detected
Wisdom is knowing the difference 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh my goodness this is so true
He is using the force 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He's trying to,stop,it with the power of his mind. Now, imagine if the combination of air temperature, distance from the volcanoe, etc., caused the lava to,cool,enough to stop. He could play that off to people who think he really does have power.
This yak looks like a cloud 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Tbh I thought it was a yak statue at first.
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Honestly the book was way better than the fanfic 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Jesus didn't wash a sex worker's feet. He did wash his disciples' feet, and a prostitute washed His feet with her tears.

It doesn't seem like He was against capitalism, either. He advocated using your resources to help others, but NOT confiscating others' resources to do things to make you feel that you were "doing something."

Believers are an imperfect and sinful lot. Here's an odd thought: Making up a version of God to serve your thoughts about what you want Him to be is creating a false god.
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Learned enormous Tapir 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No no no. Government is the ANSWER, not the problem. How will you ever be able to enact the glories of socialism if you don't accept the wisdom of the government making the correct decisions for you to save you and others from making inferior decisions for themselves?
Of course not, dear! 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If it needs can't survive outside the mother's body, it's not a baby.
Disney princesses in 2015 23 comments
guest · 5 years ago
All the years are wrong
A mother's love 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Never seen pandorcas before?
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Ser podrick 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is it the hand or the leg that wipes the butt of the king?
Felonious Gru's long lost daughter 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Female Gru
Are u gonna cook me hooman 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
A legitimate threat in Asian countries
Still the best boy 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He has the fluffiest tum that I have ever seen
It do be like that though 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I was too lazy to bite my tongue
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A very useful car trick 311 comments
guest · 5 years ago
All keyless cars have this. On your fob is a lever to pull out the key. On the door handle is a cover. Also somewhere around the steering wheel is a cover to put key into a starter/ignition like cars used to.
Imagine my shock 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The fact that shes a drag queen has nothing to do with pedophilia. Just throwing that out there.
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Me too Clint, me too 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*Black man sits at lunch counter*.
*Whites lose their everloving minds*
And Y'all b*tchin about the weather 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And his left sleeve is empty.
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Some shit must have gone down at this pool 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How they gonna know?
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Crabby youthful Mouse 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cesspool then, cesspool now, cesspool always.
Talking to a songbird yesterday 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
We deserve it, they dont
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Being comforted 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yas so true
Introverts anonymous 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Me when I walk in the room when my friend says are all deep In a conversation...
And Y'all b*tchin about the weather 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Surely that's exaggerated a bit! How can he look like that if that happened to him? He look worse than steven hawking!
She is like. 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls
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I miss these 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Love that
Future 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I keep expecting her to be outed as a robot.
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Blood sword 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
hehe
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Nice shot 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
??
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Oh ben 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
fuckin bendadick cums in batches! this is great
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Don't judge a book by its cover 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This warms my heart
I am confused 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The should call him the “deserving” of a shooting
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