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...how? That is a very luck based game?

When my niece and nephew were each born I snapped up their name .com domains. I'll give them to them when they get older.

Yah I am beautiful

The middle is pretty hot.

The time my wife made a bet with me on Monopoly and lost...apparently, being the best in her family wasn't all that great when playing more cutthroat people (like me). So, that day combined destroying someone at Monopoly *and* some great sex (style/genre/extras of my choosing). I just wish I'd ordered a pizza that day to hit the trifecta of this meme.

If he gets it done regularly itll be tolerable

Should have gone with the seedless...

My first thought was why didnt they get off drugs for their child

If you knock on it with your knuckle and it sounds hollow, it's sweet.

WOW - amazingly BEAUTIFUL!!!!
How Tall is this gentleman?

Nah man those are painful enough when you understand what’s happening let alone if you couldn’t understand what the sharp things were for

I turn privacy to "off"
Come on in ladies.

There may be global warming, but it isn't automatically caused by man. There have been several climate changes over the millennia.

If it does exist and is caused by man, wrecking the US and European economies to get rid of the last bit of carbon use pales to the greenhouse gas emissions of China and India, but we're totally obsessed with regulating the west and ignoring the east. It may end up being that the west's technology comes to the rescue, so I'd hate to squelch all the development there via having government control of the whole economy. Have you seen how well that worked for the USSR? They couldn't even feed their own people, much less have such an abundance that they could export. And what developments like iPhones or wifi have come from government comtroled economies?

I’ve always wondered where these places expect them to plant these trees. At home? What if you’re a dorm res ? You can’t do it on public land or at the uni so like????? Plus how do you prove it

Oh damn!

The response doesn’t make any sense. What kind of accident in a plane will kill just those two passengers? If the plane crash everyone dies, if there’s turbulence no one dies, there’s no possible explanation

I want to marry that dog

So me

Troy Bolton. (Drops mike)

5 in 1 shampoo: hair, body, beard, teeth, engine degreaser

Any Mexican can kick a Brit’s ass.

Jokes on you, i like fat girls. And i still got $2

Jokes on you, i like fat girls.

What happened to the son that got taken away?

Even though this isn’t what it’s like lol

I like it. I also live by the coast, Cape Town. I can't visit beach right now due to ankle fracture. Thanks for sharing! This made me smile

I'll bet they both had a blast.

Ok, but most places have calculated tips based on sales percentages so a cash tip makes no difference. At least in restaurants and bars, been that way for many years.

I get muscle spasms in my lower back, it hurts like hell.

I started thinking about how everyone stays on the same page about ‘annual’ and now my brain is broken.

Funny I didn’t think a DOG knows what a shelter is !!!!

Unless you're attractive

First 4 seasons then it got gay

Stability and bonds
The quirk of being social animals

You mean like literally everything else parents teach their kids? Anything that teachers or parents teach kids is indoctrination then.

Boom chicka pow

Twisted babey

Capitalism: You can buy this $1000 monitor stand if you want.
Socialism: You will buy this $1000 monitor stand for the glory of the state and party. *Monitor stand breaks* That will be 10 years hard labor