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Third onerous agonizing Newt 23 comments
guest · 5 years ago
In dhivehi (Maldives) it's called cotton lolly so I'm guessing we are on the approved list XD
Well one day we never know..!! 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wholesome
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Godzilla man 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Holy crap, I had the EXACT same thing happen to me when I saw it.
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Jelly fish shot 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How's It made
You will die in 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You, I like you
Bridget I showed you my spaghetti pls respond 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I don’t get it
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Today in White People 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There’s documentaries that feature these people (barcroft tv I believe) they claim to have a form of body dysmorphia 1 person said they hated having a left leg and that the leg didn’t feel as though it was theirs
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Blast from the past 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I have a google home but as a house sitter I am often in peoples house where they’ll have an Alexa or the Siri version so every time (no matter the house) I’ll mess it up and say “hey Alexa wait no Google shit it’s the siri house” only to then realize they have no ai
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hmmm 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fair enough
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Brilliant ambigram mechanism 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's not an ambigram, technically. But it's amazing.
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...Well then 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Inquire within
It's been over 2 months since my last anxiety attack 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hi,super and ur,so,like of your
Spotted painful nonchalant Trout 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
yeah and I hope one or two of these bottles end up his unwilling ass
Even programmers are dating now ! 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
@poopun: I don't mean double vs single quotes, I mean the quotes are not straight: they need to be Unicode character 22 but are 201C and 201D: www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/ucs/quotes.html
The tip jar from a near by restaurant 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is thy a $20
You may be cool, but you will never be Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader cool 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Look at those arms. This man was built like a tank
It’s a Texas thing 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yeah, it's not like Chicago is known for it's heavy fatty foods. Oh wait....
El camino 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So why the hell should they take it. I’m going to defend my shit, cause it’s my shit.
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That's american 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Needs more cheese.
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How Disney used references to animate movement 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's why dragons don't exist anymore....
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me irl 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Do it you fucking casual.
Is Mickey Mouse really moving? 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
yes he is
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Spotted painful nonchalant Trout 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Great, it's because women work fewer hours or at jobs that pay less (not for the same jobs) that there is a pay difference.
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Biggus... d*ckus...? 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*tries in vain to suppress snickering*
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That's american 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The bottom bun is a disgrace and should be changed to taco’s. Also where is the XXXL ice-cream cup as beverage? (Just kidding)
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Where's my Yellow 5? 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Which we identified as some sort of amphetamine"
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Three, take it or leave it 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm starting a harem with a fat girl and a retarded girl. Sex every day. Put the fat girl on a diet and go jogging with her. I treat the retarded girl well and I get love and hugs every day. FTW.
Tamale Lady sounds like an awesome super hero 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Too funny. I'm living in Australia for 22 years. 10 years after I arrived I started calling Catholic churches and any organization that sounded like it dealt with Mexican people to ask if they had any grandmothers who were making tamales for extra cash.
If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Y’all gonna cry like a kid who dropped their ice cream come when it spills in your crotch
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Humanity Is weird 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Americans.
Friend's air conditioner 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You missed out on a Cooler/King Cold pun. Still very cool nonetheless.
We used memes for vaccines and contraception, now is the time to also spread awareness 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
and you know am well bc you have an education in health care....?
Who knew Bea Arthur was so ripped 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Golden Bro's
The good old days 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Then what we just drive around thousands of kilometers?!
Sad but truth 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You clever little assholes realize someone can give, do both, right?
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me irl 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You are smart, you are strong, you are worthy. What has helped me is to think like this: life will be so different in a year. Just one year!! Think how different things were a year ago. How different you were, the things you did/experienced. Life has so much to offer, even when it seems to suck dick
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Who needs fake boobs? 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I like your" knees"
Slim Jims 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think you’re a demigod by the looks of your spelling. Dyslexia=demigod
Who needs fake boobs? 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes I would love to claim the price thank youso much
Can you see it? 42 comments
guest · 5 years ago
ι ∂σит gєт ιт
I'm a Christian and I laughed 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Shows a lack of understanding of the bible and it's cultural context.
Elon Musk did it again 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Just a year or two late with this.
Fantasy vs Reality 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Best cartoon ever. Miss you Wakko, Yakko and Dot.
Feels good man 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But if you wake up and your first thought is that you didn’t think about her, doesn’t that indirectly still make her your first thought?
Ooga booga wooga 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I have often wondered about this. Potato greens are poisonous but the root is not. Taro leaves have to be cooked down to be edible. Willow tree bark when powdered is a pain reliever.
Into the flames 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wildfire!
My fat ass thought this was a steak 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's a lot of seasoning on top of that steak. All you need is a little salt and pepper.
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This hexagonal shaped graph paper for chemistry 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OH, I see now
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