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The shrek life isn't for everyone 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Crack kills
Coincidence? Hmm... I don't think so 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You sound like a lil bitch
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The captions make it 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
All six of these statements (two in post, four comments) contain at least 1 error. Example: The first guest is missing a comma.
Changing of the guard 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes. Yes we are.
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Say what? 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My local theater did this. Easy way to sneak in snacks? Throw lots of loose feminine products on top. Are you a man? Throw lots of dirty dog toys on top of the snacks. Not once as someone asked to remove these layers. Get caught eating in the theater? Boldly (an absolute must) state you have diabetes, you're hungry and you're not going to lose a foot eating their non-doctor-approved food and if they need more info, tell them to talk to their manager. It's against USA's federal law to discriminate against someone's disability or medical necessities, and places can get even get in huge trouble if they ask for proof for non-essential reasons. It may be a shit move, but so is kicking someone out of a paid venue for not eating THEIR food.
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How they refer to your romantic partner 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I don't see this as much of an improvement.
First day at work... It's the boys! 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Belso you're missing the vulture
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Fill it with sound 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I've spent years and years trying to love myself, reasoning about why I wasn't a hollow piece of crap, and it kind of failed. A very few years back, I started just enjoying very little things about me, infinitesimal stuff, shit that goes unnoticed by pretty much everyone but me, and it helps a lot. It's that whistling sound it makes when I run at the right angle, and it means everything to me.
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Lavender extract causes autism 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Derp , go big pharma ! All vaccines are safe! What ? Gulf war syndrome? Shut the fuck up and wear a tin foil hat derp derp derp
The triceratops taste the best 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
In France (and Belgium, and probably other countries nearby), we have these chocolate-coated biscuits called Dinosaurus, shaped like dinosaurs. I am 33, still loves them, and the T-rex is the only one that I behead with my first bite.
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Sorry bud 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Excuse me, but a park ranger named Roy Sullivan was struck by lightning SEVEN TIMES in his lifetime.
Haha americans 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I have seen this meme all over the place may I ask what show this is form?
I've been thinking of switching career to nursing lately after working in corporate 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That being said, don't let it bring you down. I've had moments like when patients would completely change up their medical historys when they got asked the same questions by ER staff, to helping a patient who had such a bad asthma attack they went into syncope. It's a difficult field, but very rewarding in its moments.
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I've been thinking of switching career to nursing lately after working in corporate 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Currently at pre-med, but a friend of mine while going on rotation was told repeatedly by the nursing staff to be prepared for a load of bullshit from the patients to the hospital system. Got a ton of the same stuff myself while volunteering on EMT rotations
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See the difference 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ain't nobody picking on her baby boy!
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A fascinating specimen 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mild poison
Dammit bob 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You wanna talk?
I updated this old post 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Where is the one with hollow knight
Be more open 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's not how leotards work.
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Amen brother 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Also if you're getting tireder than you used to and haven't gained weight double check with your doctor. THAT turned out to be lung cancer.
Sorry bud 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
When you get struck by lightning, you actually get turned in to a conductor that attracts lightning.
The real reason Steve stayed in the past 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Watch Endgame friend.
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This is how you lose customers 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or you trigger your body's tendency towards type II diabetes and gain 30 pounds you'll never lose again. Have fun spinning that roulette wheel, y'all.
Alright, here is the third attempt at earrings. No wood this time, just resin and staples 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Pretty! Do you have an Etsy shop?
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Perfectly balanced 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Akchually floor(100*pi)/100.
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Love one another 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Try being nice to people.
I wish they would turn the focus in the fast and furious movies to cars again 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"I'd rather do good films"
Takes a role in stuber.
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I love Maleficent! 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It’s fine just let them think what they want to think
Inclompete data 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Instant failure...
Peacock auction 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What did you learn?
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Love one another 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why are you the way that you are
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Hey tom! 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I like tom
Handwritten 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Downvoted
Peacock auction 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Grow a pair and tell her no
The end is nigh 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Politicalsubstance
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Soda can chute 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Just slide it down the railing
Alright, here is the third attempt at earrings. No wood this time, just resin and staples 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's beautiful. You're onto something
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Weekends could be happier here 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Where is this?
*Face of extreme concentrate* 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh well
I wanted to make its face into a kaomoji but I suck
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*Face of extreme concentrate* 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
> <
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Liechtenstein 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And having an Anti Vax parent is Sudden Death
Lent 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Roman Catholics don't eat meat on Fridays during Lent. Although Catholicism is one type of Christianity, no other denominations have that provision. Having spent half my life Catholic and another half Protestant, it surprises me that a Catholic would fail to make the distinction, to the point where I doubt certain aspects of this story. If the kids had a very observant Catholic mom, they certainly would have been attending catechism class and know all about this stuff (which is why I do).
Me and the boys 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How does the death meme die
Luxuriant high-pitched Leopard 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The mechanics of the act may be repeatable by a robot or machine, but I don't see how it could fake *enthusiasm*.
Remember?? 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Everyone should watch jacksfilms. If you havent, do that now
Everything's J E S U S in Texas 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The story doesn’t finish there! They ended up messaging each other and met up at the Houston Pride parade :)
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Why Paul McCartney will always have my respect 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Check out Dani Shay's song ' what the hell?' on YouTube. Watch this and die laughing! F the beaver! ROFL! Her other stuff is good too. Too bad she has the evil twin!
The captions make it 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If proper grammar is made a crime will these idiots start to commit it?