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THE FEELS 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It originally said "Don't forget you're here forever", after Homer covered it up with pictures it said "Do it for her"
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Latest from the bureau of statistics 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Just for clarification this was released by the Australian Bureau pf Statistics as an April Fools Day joke
no title 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
She's just looking at it like, "dafuq am I supposed to do with this?"
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no title 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Esmerelda from the Hunchback of Notre Dame :)
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Story of my life 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Omg yes, "Shutup Kool Kris, you're not even that cool."
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this is oddly satisfying 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It looks like the sun
"Yes, I specialize in Keynotes and Word Documents." 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Same, IT Crowd was the best show.
BS 34 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I always thought it stood for bisexual
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Yo mamma is so fat... 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live
Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit
Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry
Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry
Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back
Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says "expired"
Yo mama is so old that she has an autographed bible.
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I did not see that coming! 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My friend told a similar joke but it went like this instead,
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To get to the ugliest kid in school's house."
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"The chicken"
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Mole Man is 31 years old 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Leik dis if u crei eryteim
Mother and son 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They're probably just a couple hence the matching couple outfits that are very popular in most parts of Asia.
It's karaoke night 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Bravo sir
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i lik him 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This man is my hero.
Olds spice 1 Taco Bell 0 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Your move, Taco Bell.
Dye your shoes with an interesting color 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
(continued)
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Love and hugs from artsy guest :)
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Dye your shoes with an interesting color 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
iDye is stocked in over 24 countries, to find a local store that stocks iDye just put your country into this handy-dandy store locator http://www.jacquardproducts.com/storelocator/. Alternatively, it's available to buy online from:
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Good guy musician 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's like Rattus Rattus from Horrible Histories, everything's acu-RAT. I have a feeling these rodents are up to something.
relationships today be like 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I want a relationship in which every person involved is the second person.
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Dye your shoes with an interesting color 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's a fabric dye called iDye, it's a pretty popular brand and works very well. You can buy it in Australia at most Lincrafts, but if you live in America or Canada you'd probably be able to find it at a fabric or arts and crafts store or order it online. http://www.jacquardproducts.com/idye.html But any fabric dye should work just as well, just make sure to check whether the dye you picked is meant for natural fibres or synthetic fibres. Hope this helps, love random arts and crafts loving guest :)
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Some incredible metal work 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I think that's one of the most beautiful staircases I've ever seen. It's so detailed tho, imagine how long it would take to make.
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How to ride your bike in the middle of the road 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I keep telling you guys, toast and me are just friends.
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Can't believe I haven't figured this out myself.. 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This changes everything
Whoops 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nope
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Full metal rapist 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's from the manga series Fullmetal Alchemist :)
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That's so raven 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Very Raven
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That's so raven 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Much fashion
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Guy was too drunk to get it 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This man is an awesome, marry this man.
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Past and future cars 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Hover-cars would be pretty impressive tho, I mean all the other cars still have wheels, except for Japan, not too sure what's up with that.
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He deserved it 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The guy told her to go into the kitchen and make him a sandwich, so she took it literally and walked into the kitchen then she turned him physically into a sandwich which is sitting next to the headset and cap in the bottom left picture.
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Get those reports to me right meow 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
There's more comics like this (not by same guy) here if you want to check them out: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bobcats_monday
How To Cover-Up a Horrible Mistake 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Tattoo removal is very expensive and painful, even more so than a tattoo, but I can see your point in just getting it removed.
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The mantis shrimp. 21 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Here's his website if anyone wants to check out more of his cartoons. http://theoatmeal.com/
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China Olympic 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Despite all the posts and comments on this website against racism, discrimination and double-standards people find this funny just because Robert Downey Jr was the one who said it. Even if it was a joke, it's not funny for the people who have to live with it everyday. No one will hate on him, it's sad because it's true.
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Watch this guy nail the voices of 33 Simpsons characters 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
He did a good Reverend Lovejoy too.
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*title* 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
A teacher once told my friend she had an over-confidence problem. She said, "I have overconfidence, you have the problem."
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Ain't callin' you a truther 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Guys, this website streams old nick shows live 24/7. http://nickreboot.com/
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Funny Figureskating Faces. 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yuzuru Hanyu, nuff said.
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Luka, please stop. 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Sie sind Vocaloids, roboter aus Japan.
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You had one job 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
nuff said
This was me at a Superbowl party 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's an episode of the British TV show the IT Crowd called "Are We Not Men?", and yes they are indeed watching a game of soccer.
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How to find the perfect shoes 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
We have this in Australia, there's one in every Athletes Foot (the biggest chain shoe store in Australia).
Nice save 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'm going to leave now.
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Nice save 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I just realized I spelled Edward Edwardo.
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Nice save 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Damn son, is that Edwardo Cullen?
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Barbie doll without makeup 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
She can also speak Spanish and American Sign Language and has been a marine, a paratrooper, a firefighter, an Astronaut, a teacher, a doctor and a presidential candidate and has a signature line of dolls called "I can be anything". She has taken care of three pets, a horse, a cat and a dog and has been a veterinarian. She has several dolls which are athletes and she promotes physical activity by hosting games on her website about playing sport. Barbie has also taken care of her three younger sisters, is kind and sociable, has many friends which she keeps in contact with and maintains a healthy relationship with her boyfriend Ken. By playing with dolls as a child, children also develop language and social skills by putting dolls in pretend situations and having pretend conversations. So what she takes pride in her appearance? Like the guest before me said, she is primarily a fashion doll after all, she's just a fashion doll with a lot of good qualities people always seem to overlook.
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Harry potter 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That guy sounds awful, glasses are expensive and even if it was a joke he could have given them back, that poor girl wouldn't have been able to see.
Original senior picture 39 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yeah, I only see the Nigel Thornberry Magikarps in the water and his face on the sun.
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Please 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I kind of like getting asked that, it let's me let off some steam from anything annoying that happened and share anything good.