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Put something heavy on it to stabilize it and wait till they run out of oxygen. It will probably take a few days... but don't make the mistake of opening it too soon when they stop moving, they'll do anything to get out of there...

I'm a vegetarian and I agreee that eating meat shouldn't be considered unnatural. I only disagree with the method of degrading living things to mass production merchandise. I think they deserve much better living conditions than provided right now. It also bothers me that these days you never know how infested it is (with antibiotics...) . Most people eat more meat than considered healthy just beacause it is cheaper (which is understandable when you can't afford better). Not to mention how methane affects the climate change...So I am a proud non eater of meat until someone offers me meat from a farm where I know the animals had a more or less normal life.

What kind of mobile resembles a bird big enough to carry a 7/8 pound baby?

Plot twist: you're all of them ;)