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You remember this ? 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I've always wondered where is nose went in that picture...
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Why I have no friends 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"Hey, are you going to say anything or just stand here?"
"Quiet, peasant. The stupid idiot is here and I need to know his weaknesses in order to kill him."
"So...stand there?"
"Yes, idiot. Stand here."
Announcing pregnancy 20 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Wtf...my popular frozen breakfast item is an flavorful Italian fruit sauce.
Whut
My guardian angel is about to give up 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
My god, I hope I don't have a guardian weeping angel. I'd rather it not try to zap me back in time every time I need help.
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