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GET OUT.

Heugh...

It pays for itself apparently...

And this how we'll fix humanity, making sure it Never. Happens. Again. EVER.

Is this in LA?

I'd nope the f*** outta there if i were him...

I laughed-til-i-farted.

My little cousin (let's call him Mikey) would start the alphabet off spelling his name, then continue normally, and conclude by yelling "SAUSAGES!"
"M-I-K-E-Y-HIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ SAUSAGES."

Panda Cat... Cat Panda... Catpanda... Catanda... Canda... Canada... CANADA!

When a substitute teacher pronounces your name.

But...but...It's so perfect that I can't eat it...

Elsa "let it go".

This inspires me. Regular people doing what they like in, well, THAT type of society. Also, I think it's crazy cool how secret they keep it.

"Birthday Control"

I KNEW THEY WERE GAY, AND NOBODY BELIEVED ME. WELL HERE YA GO YOU FOCKIN DIRCTIONERS.

BACON FOR DINNER TONIGHT!

HEY DOUCHE-PICKLES BELOW, NOBODY GIVES A FLIPPIN' FUCK.

God I hate him.

That guy tho...

So that you can dawg while you dawg, dawg.

Why are they bears

I read it as carrot.

Never throw stones from a glass house...

The second picture, the dog looks so happy. He's like, "Yeah! We did the mission! We were amazing!"

We would play this game called "Santa's Sleigh" where you'd get in partners and one sat on the scooter and held onto a jump rope and the other partner would have to pull "Santa". It was AMAZING!

Wow. The shadow is amazing. Just imagine, it must have gone DARK in that spot, and considering the planet's size, that's a lot.

I wish it was this easy to find songs you don't exactly know the lyrics to. I searched "Barbers Try Sand" for months looking for Barbra Streisand by Duck Sauce.

Mr. Schneider?!

Is that dalek brushing the other dalek... with it's DICK?!

It took me a while for the Space Shuttle...

FUN FACT: The ecosphere is actually extremely bad for the shrimp inside of it. Unless you're going to change the water somehow, the ammonia build up over the course of time can kill any regular fish in just an hour. And all of that over years? That's just plain cruel. Look it up.

Why is it drawn...?

I look in-cre-di-bul.

They're all mistakes, children! Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one.

For a second there i thought he had s gun pointing out of his head...

That's amazing. Those kids are in better hands. And you had the guts to do it! Good on you! [Salutes]

Marrying someone you've been friends with since you were kids? Call me crazy, but that'd be AWKWARD. "Remember the time you peed your pants in the first grade?"
Still a touching post though.

I think his nose would just DISAPPEAR. Doesn't grow, doesn't stay the same.