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Little boy problems 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's sarcasm...
YES 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How is that a joke... that's like me saying fuck you and you got mad then I said, "jeez, can't you take a joke?"
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Found your dog 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ikr if i found out someone took my lost cat that I spent months worrying over like mad and they just planned to keep it, I'm gunna punch them so hard.
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He Doesn't Look So Excited About It 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There is no "female version of rape". It's just rape. And no, it's not.
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What is a dad? 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wait what? Isn't it just a way to say that you're gunna have a kid? That's not necessarily bad, is it?
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Megatron: Because we need change 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I always thought of him when I read this sign...
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Apocalypse 124 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thank you to the person who made the happy ending
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THIRTEEN year old delivers shocking life advise to horrible mother 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah lemme tell you depression isn't just being sad, it really sucks. You wanna die.
It's a real illness, being sad is different.
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Paying bills 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah but those aren't the exact people who fined him, they are just counters.... So really that guy was a jerk.
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This guy wins Halloween 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Mehoy noy menoy moy
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Clever traffic light with countdown timer 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why are we not funding this?
Nature is gay 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well they could be female crocodiles... Just sayin.
Do you know your ABCs? 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yes.
How internet arguments work 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah but if. Arguing and I just press caps I can't FEEL the caps. I have to jam the shift button and hold it there and FEEL THE CAPS
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President 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh hi mr president, I didn't know you had a funsubstance account!
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It's like the guy who whistles while peeing 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No... The doctor looks like she's judging me
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Realistic 3D GIF 26 comments
guest · 6 years ago
SAME HERE AND ITS THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THANKS ALOT
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I spilled coffee on my notebook. Had to improvise 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What language are you writing in?
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How to pick up coins with a forklift. 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Those are some mad skills
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Fathers 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Actually justbrownpeople things. I'm not Indian... But same problem,
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Bloody Stupid 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
yeah i dont understand why people troll others if it doesnt benefit them. still, they do. so i still think you made two accounts. You guys are always together....
Awesome guitar pick table 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
One has already come off (bottom pic)
Awesome guitar pick table 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Imagine accidentally sliding a cup across and all of them come off
There you have, an idea for the next movie 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Please no... The second movie was so stupid. I had no plot, just minions. And they knew it would sell because everyone loves the first one.
Unless you were born that way 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is it red or brown... Because either they are showing common sense or saying that darker people arent aloud to have fun at the beach. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Translation: He wasn't hot enough 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I agree
Very scary girlfriend 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
One month isn't that scary... I admit she went a little over board but still at least they really love you and the show it.
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Welcome to America! 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
dafuq did i just read
Sometimes I learn more from the internet 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
and scishow
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Be kind, rewind 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
then god gets mad that everyones being dumb so he makes eve eat a magical apple and everyone dies and the universe disapears wow
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Sometimes You Can't Go Against The Current 56 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Dude, stop bothering him. Get yourself an acount and get out here like a man. Let's see how you bother people then.
*i see the irony hat I'm not logged in, but it's not like I'm following you around and writing hate on every comment
Sometimes You Can't Go Against The Current 56 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I hate tfios, not the cancer or the poor suffering people I just hate all the metaphorical crap and five years olds watching the movie with sex scenes in it and people going all gooey over it.
End of rant.
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As a South African I can say I have never seen this! 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
As an American I haven't seen it either
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Happiness 90 comments
guest · 6 years ago
With Ebola
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Snakes are love snakes are life 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Stops....just, stop.
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Nom nom nom 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Repost.
Haha jk I've been looks for this forever thank you I love you.
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IT'S MY MOST USED ONE 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
WAIT. JUST WAIT. 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Supernatural has tought me a lot about how to kill creatures. Too bad I'm not gunna be a hunter anytime soon
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Midnight snacks 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
THERES A LIGHT SO YOU CAN SEE THE FOOD IN THE BACK OF TE FRIdge
Seriously, am I the only one? 36 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah I found out the second I started using the Internet, might as well have a huge neon sign on every websitei
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What i think everytime someone complains of 'friendzoning' 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The issue is that you think they're flirting when in reality we talk like that even to our girl friends
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Canada 26 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What do you mean "gun fetfish" because I'm pretty sure that it's the same ten percent of people voting for it. I mean, if you ask anyone in pretty sure we all think guns are dangerous. It's the government.
But we don't bleed, so we got that going for us. 45 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh God he cramps are literally hell I couldnt move and I took every possible pain medication possible NOTHING HAPPENED. ITS HELL it's litterally like twisting a knife in your stomach maybe worse. I know a girl who threw up because it was so bad.
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You heard it here first 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Or swag
She looks 12 31 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Someone probably made her pose.
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She looks 12 31 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hey he only reason you don't see guys do this is because you're used to it. They make dirty in appropriate jokes 24/7. And I don't even think the kid makes this, most likely some dirty sibling took pictures and then captioned it.
Waiting 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Awwww the kitty <3
I wish I had an adorable mini fan club
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Nice cup there Barry 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh I just kept staring at their names for five minutes wondering what the joke was
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More advice for people starting college. It worked for me 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I would spend the sixteen hours sleeping
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Industrial designer Scott Summit makes beautiful prosthetic legs 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah but they're hella expensive, and I'm talking prosthetics in general