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i'm dense... i was like..."frise... is that a new coffee or something?"

valar morghulis!

"look!, I washed for supper!"

That is what healers used to wear.

awesome

I'd be pissed if he showed up with my pizza box open. That is evil villain stuff right there.

what wrong with saying nia... though im not sure how to pronounce those accents **

I'm a banana!

I didn't know that i was supposed to be looking at the blue car, so I saw the changes

male symbol is a circle with an arrow pointing to one o'clock. That "dude" according to the symbol is what i can only guess is a confused woman? Or it means the dad is transgender then he is a hypocrite for being upset with his son

Like a leaf on the wind

Wife material

If you are out at sea and you illegally download movies, you are a double pirate.

You forgot that even after you get your little slice, the government comes and takes the first bite.

I pretty sure they don't mean consecutively.. more like each time he prayed he went there.

Never... skip.... oh....nvm

You don't understand... people who can buy a 10,000$ watch don't care about the price or the practicality.

Why not hot girl, normally dressed guy. I wouldn't get something even if it was free from someone dressed like he was.

I think the biggest plot hole in any time travel story is that the earth is in a constant orbit that is also expanding. If you traveled anywhere in time your physical location would remain the same and you would be out in space.

This only happens if you are dumb or your friends are dicks. Raise your gun and say out.

who are they?

illuminati Confirmed!!!

Student loans don't go away at death. they will go to next of kin.

word auto saves and has recovery.. this is no longer a problem

I'm just going to put this over here with the rest of the fire

You realize that it is part of the USA

He is either in the worlds smallest car or is sitting on something. I am 6'9 and my only brushes the roof in almost every car.

funny but not real drunk text

bitch and moan all you want, it is now common vernacular that America is the US... get over it.

Wanting things straight or color coded is not ocd people. That is just pleasing to the eye. Please stop using OCD to define little things you do. I have a friend who can't leave the house until he has washed his hands like 10 times or turned the lights on and off multiple times in each room.

Not the origin or the original quote.

Hitler was the WWII in 1940s.

I think you can just end that statement with a period. You weren't exactly leading to something else.

I don't know what I am looking at, but I want one

Had a kinder egg... wasn't impressed. Especially since it is fucking hallow with some stupid toy inside

do peoples parents really address them as "son" and not their name or just, where are you

When did this come out? I never had this. Is this regional? In basketball we would run lines and suicides, but never something to a beep. It was just the last person had to run again, so everyone ran balls to the walls.

that is just Utah st for ya... a toddler could have juked him.

I'm not going to lie... that's hot

We also survived an alien invasion, WW3, and the sun going out.... what, those didn't happen? Well neither did "Y2K" or the "Mayan Apocalypse"

A person can be tagged out at anytime when off the bag as long as the person taging has the ball. He does not have to throw it back to the pitcher right away. It is the runners responsibility to stay on the base. He can ask the umpire to step off and be safe to fix his clothes.