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It's not just a tree 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
No they didn't, you little shit, look again.
That's the twisted body of a mammal, trapped beneath an object it can't move, dead.
I see nothing that might amuse you, unless the fact that we'll be under that tree pretty soon is funny to you.
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Critical thinking skills. Clean, concise writing 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I agree, school is useful at times.
And then at other times, I think "great. I don't know how to balance a checkbook buT AT LEAST I KNOW THE FUCKING PYTHAGRIAM THEOREM."
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Artist manipulates tiny Watch parts into sculpture. - - Amazing' 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Let me get this straight. They took a pocket watch. And put an angel inside. Man, somebody really hates the Doctor.
Hiroshima's nuclear shadows 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Holy Skaro...Vashta Nerada, anyone?
I think more guys are in this situation than we are aware 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Most people see me as cranky, although when you get to know me I'm friendly and hate fighting those who know me. However...if I don't know them...hehehe, I will fight them when I can.
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Cute snakes 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
A snake I saw bit me, and you know what? Adolescent, healthy milk snake- didn't even break the skin of my finger. Bit me twice. Can't even tell. So stop judging them just by some idiots saying they'll bit you when possible, asshole, because that snake had been provoked far too much. The rattlesnake five feet away? Basking in the sun happily, not provoked, not acknowledging our presence. I have seen so many wild snakes and picked up plenty, as I have been doing for many, many years, and the milk snake that bit me last week? First snake bite. So next time you think of snakes as vicious, aggressive beasts, just remember how many humans kill other humans, and compare that to the number of humans killed by snakes. It's us you should be afraid of, my little idiot.
No tears shampoo 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
What he meant, idiot, was that he thinks that's how long but he wasn't sure, maybe it was more time or less time.
The moment you grew up 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
*cries and pulls out childhood toys*
Double headed Albino Milk Snake 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
D'aww, double the cuteness! <3
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Iron Man without armor 1 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I can imagine him doing this...
Santa time travels 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yeah, I think his name is Jeff.
Vulcan Death Grip! 1 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Neck pinch...Vulcan neck pinch...
Go home shadow, you're drunk! 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Vashta Nerada. O_O
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David Tennant's got it right 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Why.
Why does he have to be so adorable.
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Cartoon timeline 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
A while ago it meant "happy and carefree," I think they mean that and not the alternative meaning. ^.^
Blaming society 1 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Well, Fuck.
Just when i thought face swaps couldn't get any creepier 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"Creepier?" Flippin' beautiful!
Eye infected with polycoria - Multiple pupils 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This is absolutely stunning. Just...beautiful.
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I had to look twice 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Dude. It's made of metal and is tiny. Not a real city, bud.
It's really annoying 52 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yeah, well I'm sick of seeing gross and just inappropriate content, but I don't see anyone else complaining. At least our fandom is clean and funny, not racist and filthy.
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I'm a Doctor, not a Mathematician! 1 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Dammit Jim.
No ironman in team 25 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Ok, why does Hawkeye keep getting insulted? He's my favorite.
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Rare, dangerous, amazing fish and sharks 35 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The title is wrong, sharks ARE fish.
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The 'no nose' trend strikes again 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Oh Davros, not now.
Here's that bumper sticker. 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I laughed for ten minutes - honest, I did- before I was calm enough to type.
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That's not very much 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
His face in the last one...
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He HAD husky 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Because he wasn't fucking broken if he never fell apart. All he knew was cats, not dogs, and he wasn't missing out on anything because he didn't know.
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Thank god it wasn't a fart 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I was aghast when I read this. /inserts pun and slides away/
Harry and his willy 24 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I normally despise these things...but that last one omg.
Scientist exclamation 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I am a scientist, and this is 100% accurate.
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Life of a fangirl 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I am, according to my friends, a fangirl. This is NOT accurate.
Someone should make a vid of this 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Aye captain, mission will start at 0800 hours.
This little girl got it right 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Besides the last one, this girl is a fucking idiot.
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. And they're like... 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This. Is. Perfection.
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The Doctor knows some excellent puns. 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Reasons to love Ten: this. Among many, many other things, this.
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He's back 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I do not recognize this person, was he from a side episode?
Blended Cucumber 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I don't know why they'd want to eat Buttercram Crumblycakes.
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Romance In The Age Of Social Media.... 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This is true, I stalk everyone before meeting them.
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Confusing weather 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yep, though I rather like Mainiacs. Shame I don't live there.
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I'm enjoying my summer 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Fuck the dickhead that did this to a fucking innocent lizard, he is obviously a piece of shit.
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Me in the hunger games 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
*trips and falls into camp of enemies*
*accidentally falls out of tree while sleeping*
*dies because of lack of WiFi*
*survives long enough to kill the people who made this for lack of WiFi*
*jabberjays suddenly know curse words*
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Thinhs Like This Is Why You Shouldn't Do Acid In Public... 29 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I blame Nine. Nine or Eleven, or maybe both.
Daleks vs. Cybermen 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"Daleks have no concept of elegance!!!!!"
"This is obvious."
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This is a pool, not a pond 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Of course it isn't a Pond, they got zapped back in time by weeping angels.
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How I will grade papers 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Amazingly idiotic. (F)
Better luck next time (shown, D)
Completely ok. (C)
Dumb people should learn from you. (B)
Fantastic! [Insert Ninth Doctor picture here] (A)
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Breakfast Just Got Real.... 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I used this for one of my stories, my parents banned me from the computer for a month because of what I wrote. Honestly...
This show worries me 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
*you're
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How Wikipedia can get more donations 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I see they're looking up Time Lord jellyfish.
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Let it be 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The Doctor is likely pointing and laughing at these archaeologists.
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EATTTT in heavenly peace 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I spit out the baby I was eating.
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