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And the sweater is made out of the hair of a virgin

I bet if you looked on the weird side of the Internet long enough, you'd find fanart and fanfic about this

Plot twist: she means his hair

And when we try to emphasize a word we just put 'hella' in front of it

There's an add above this pic that says "marriage can wait"

Orange you glad you did?

Maybe it's a horcrux

NO The fact that I relate to this gif of WHATEVER THE FRICK FRACK DIDDLY DACK PATTY WACK THIS IS makes me angry like THAT'S NOT EVEN AN EMOTION how am I relating?

Yes I also turn into a confused baby tiger when a post of mine gets on the popular page :)

Your URL makes this even better! :)

There's Light Yagami...

L Lawliet!!

What about Dr. Nepharium?

I'm Asian and I can verify this because there were many nights when I was compelled to go to a house and fix an iphone

"No thanks I already had some."

I don't know what I expected

TAKE THAT MIKE

[spits out baguette]

See, I was going to tell a Sodium joke, but I figured Na

The original fangirl

At comic sans tho

"That explains why it's so much smaller than a finger"

"Look down, look down, don't look him in the eye"

I hope it doesen't kill any Martian's cats

dat comic sans tho

Pippa, this is not a laughing matter...

Let the Mail Games BEGIN!

What worries me is that Jane knew exactly what to do if she killed someone. It's as if she's done it before... o.O

*cough cough SILENCE cough cough*

Pray tell, what is this "laid" you speak of?

Muffles just don't understand

Scientist- "Hey do you wanna find a cure for cancer?"
Other scientist- "Nah let's see how many candy bars one strand of hair can hold up."