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Cosey

I like to collect my sperms which i ejaculate by masturbating in an ice-cream cup. One day my girlfriend found the cup and ate it thinking it was a pineapple ice-cream. Ha ha.

Beautiful

Beautiful

Why not promote your work under a real user name?

Someone: "Yeah Stargate's not that good"
Me: "Oh for crying out loud"

day 65 and they still think i'm a flamingo
(pranav, but i'm too lazy to sign in)

The Purrnisher.

Im still rly confused about the ending of that show

I know this but I still say it bc I dont actually know what to call it

I thought of ding

Cliff hanger
Hanging from a cliff
That's why he's called
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Mind your business

Wholesome

If you have to be asked, prob 0

Wow... that is how I feel except I am just left out compleatly and all of my friends are thd same gender as me (female).

How about asking anything other than something related to pay? These sorts of questions are going to turn off a HR or hiring manager so you wont progress. Ask questions about the culture, values of the company, how the company actually follows through with their values, how they actually evaluate staff and when, how that evaluation outcome has anything to do with promotion, how the company is developing effective teams and effective leadership (these are all the things that will actually determine happiness in a job)
There's nothing wrong with asking about money, but try asking things that also won't put a company on the defense.

OMG QUE MELOOOOOOOOOO

This is like a dream... beautiful.

Cher, you worth approx $350 million... more rich people should help out and then it might not be so bad... just sayin!

I was in a bar once (23) when some creepy dude (45) kept talking about how nice my feet were. Then he offered to take me to the bathroom to do coke. Feet people are creepy...

It was a pit bull and it was going after the officer, not "just barking." Pit bull owners are the most delusional group of people on the planet.

They use light sticks at all concerts/music events too. It’s much more respectful to the artists than screaming and waving phones around the whole time. Korea has it down.

can't relate, damn

Uh uh, the difference here is consent. Ellen didn't do that without it, yet there's no excuse for making crude comments about women who didn't ask for it. People love Ellen because she's empowering and shows the importance of consent, not because she brings men on the show to strip and not even because of her sexuality. There's nothing inherently wrong with sexualizing some one as long as they consent to it, but if they don't it's objectifying and hurtful. Why is it so difficult for people to grasp the concept of consent??? Smh...

This shows you landing your stringers on pavers. I'm going onto travertine pavers and need to know - did you secure the stringers down or just let them float?

Watch Lost

lol

Charles Dickens said something similar, but he also tried to bring about social change through his writing and he was also involved with charities.

Stop

It's a joke, don't be mean

and yet we continue to ignore both groups. how about we start bringing justice to the only minority harming america: the rich

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

But inside pockets only work for jackets and stuff right. For buttoned shirts and tshirts won't work no. But u can always wear a jacket maybe that's why jackets have secret pockets

i whant to know how it ended

No no Hillary told us that we had a Russian reset? This comic is so 80's haha

Where is it?

Why lol i cant this is horrible

Peter Dinklage

It looks so proud to have caught the fish!!