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My mom wonders why I hide stuff from her, but she's the one who freaks out whenever I try to tell her something like "So I'm happy I got a B on this really hard test."

"This is Jake from State Farm" hahahaha

I think that would actually freak me out a little.

That's adorable.

I'm just going to go back to sleep now...

When brunettes go crazy, they dye their hair blond...

But underneath internet explorer it says safari...

Pretty sure this is a repost, but it still makes me sad on the inside.

Each one of those dots has more talent than me.

Or singing. Lots of singing.

This movie was 1000x better than I thought it would be.

*its

Or Jewels.

Seriously guys?!?! I mean LOOK! I don't get how you guys are missing that his sun glasses are DESIGNER!!!

An oldie but a goodie.

I used to want to go into law or criminal justice, before I learned how messed up it was.

"the song of my people" is too great.

But almost all of this is conversational, while 75% of all douche-baggery seems to happen online.

That's the thing; everyone always tells Harry what a good person he is, and how special he is, but half the time in the books he just runs around being a jerk. Of course he has his redeeming qualities (plus he has to deal with Voldemort's shit), but I don't see how people can just overlook the fact that at times Harry can just be downright mean.

Ouch.

I sometimes fear what would happen if the Tumblr people joined together in some crazy contrived plot.

You know what, it's a repost, but I ain't even mad. :')

*moon moon gets fired from a job

Hhn... I'd never really realized that the reverse way would have four arms instead of four legs. But I don't think I like it.

And then there's me... who just stays on the internet all day and night and gets none of the above...

So I have to shave my head to be a leader... damn.

Yep. Cause I'm always paranoid that I look like a derp. Sadly, staring at myself does not seem to fix this.

Is that a toothpick in his mouth??

What show is this?

Oh my gosh, Sailor Moon was my childhood.

Majestic as fuck.

so.. the woman has two legs.

Aww... I just love heartwarming comics like this. They make my day a little better.

Even as a guest I feel that way, haha.

Looks like the clown from "It."