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This is some academic grade logic you've got going on here. But how dare any of us forget, women are victims, and men are always at fault.
Your fucked up logic is literally this: If the male isn't perfectly fit, wealthy, supportive, and then spontaneously and organically grateful for the gold-digging bitch who's kind enough to 'settle for him', well how dare the man chain a useless woman to him and support her all his life. And how dare the regular man get bored after 30 years.. god forbid the presence of this great goddess isn't enough itself to make the man happy. And after 30 years of supporting the self-righteous cunt, if the man should dare want some kind of entertainment.. well, men really are all the same selfish bastards aren't they. Thank goodness for women, the blessings that they are!

And don't forget. When your useless middle-aged wife who's lived off you all these years, is old, boring, a fucking psychotic nag, who literally has nothing left to offer and brings nothing to the table, it'll be you, the male, who's the bad guy for getting bored of her and seeking thrills elsewhere.
And all of this because this stupid hoe 'settled' for you in her mind, when she had so very little to offer in the first place, but had the balls to believe she was "a catch". You, who genuinely loved her for who she was is now shocked that she thinks YOU'RE the lunatic, because of course women as an entire fucking gender have this long-standing reputation for being oh-so sane and logical. And to top it all of, not only is she 50, unattractive and ungrateful, she did you the glorious favour of 'settling' for you years ago, "sprouted regrets" after 'settling' for you, and somehow magically, all of this is your fault.

Because men have it so much easier right? You never know which out of the 5481 girls who swiped left on you did it because they were money-grubbing, gold-digging whores, and which ones just did it because they're whores who want men who will treat them badly, so that when they finally end up with you, the decent guy who treats them well, they don't know how to respond and instead disrespect and cheat on you. All the while, you're unwilling to change your decent, well-adjusted behaviour because of one stupid crazy bitch, but stuck wondering why you're such a decent, good dude when you could just be an emotionally-unavailable dick and sleep with a bunch of fucked up young hoes with no self-esteem and emotional insecurities

Jesus christ this site is worse off then when I left. Godspeed folks.

Not antimatter, but rather the same stuff that ants are made of

Shadows are made of antmatter

Hold that thought...Hollywood, make that movie :)

Damn dude chill, maybe he’s just ugly lmao

Who's starts the most wars and kills the most people? I'd say Europe. Now as the EEC and for a thousand years as individual countries, it's Europe...killing each other and colonizing their "inferiors."

Yeah, the "I'm willing to break the law and fuck with the company for my own benefit" isn't exactly what a company is looking for. No matter the job.

That's a real medical condition call discom-bebop-bulation.

*feed a fed horse /s

Yep, no way that’s going to backfire.

way to ruin it

@fwahz @fireworkbaby are both bots who copy content from 0gag and other sources.. even with the same title