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-laughs- -sobs hysterically- 26 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
This happens to me all the time, like, I'll find a new band and two days later hey will break up. Like wtf guys, let me enjoy ur music.
One of these things is not like the other 11 comments
Ya feel 3 comments
Coral!!!! 7 comments
How easy is to deal with women 12 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
That's not feministy, that's called thinking. But (even though I am a girl, and generalizing posts like this piss me off a bit), this is funsubstance and we all come here to laugh, right?
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choosing side 4 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Why are is an unmade bed such a big deal. I literally never make my bed unless we have guests over.
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Preach, sister 14 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Yeah but there was a girlfriend version too. Both sides should realize this problem.
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And sniffing the fumes will make you high 5 comments
Calm down Hazel Grace, it's a metaphor 8 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
*when people tell you not to do something*
*does more of thing*
*middle finger*
*does more of thing*
*middle finger*
The spirit of pac-man 2 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Yeaaaaaah. So like maybe there's this guy, and he's being haunted. And then he figures out they're after him because of something horrible he did in the past, so now he has to repay them/ make them stop by collecting the souls of the ghosts( or something to represent the white balls). And he only has a number of days before they finally track him down and kill him.
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Celebrity crush 13 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I know right? I would be so happy if my brain invented someone, expecially sassy like him, lol. Cuz, you know... Hehe, I don't really have friends...
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When you can’t find your shoes 10 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
When you can't find your grammar so you just use the closest word you can think of.
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Scariest story ever. 67 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I FUCKING HATE THOSE. YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND. half way through my stomach will start twisting and my vision gets foggy and I feel so nauseous and I can't breath and fuck this huge amount of pressure cuz all the other girls got 30 something and I'm not even at 18 yet and everyone's watching and shit did that guy just say he got 60 what is he made of.
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Would you push the button? 124 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Haha yeah my parents aren't from America so I was blessed with an exotic sounding name that everyone Americanizes and it sucks.
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Vinegar egg 15 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Its gunna smell soooo fucking bad. I did this for my science project, I swear I almost threw up.
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Damn cat gets me every time 4 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
My cat's so fucking sweet I can literally pet him anywhere (except for his feet, he hates that) and he just purrs. He's really weird.
Fat guy problems 7 comments
That's oddly sweet 3 comments
I dont know what to put in here 5 comments
Canadian love story 7 comments
No sneaky for you.... 12 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
What I'm an American and my laptop charger has no holes in the metal parts. Neither do my apple product chargers... So my moms gunna have some trouble xD
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Jimmy's muslim friend 15 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Dude, let me just tell you. In Islam, It is a SIN to kill. If you murder someone, you go straight to hell when you die, no exceptions. Why do you think it would ever be okay to kill someone because of their religion? Look at how many Muslims are killed and harassed every day because of their religion. Why don't you actually try to read the Quran, maybe you'll see what Islam is really about: peace.
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sad but true.. 34 comments
Bear Logic for humans playing dead 4 comments
Yes, "cool" 8 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Yeah the teachers basically love the cool kids. Idek why it's so unfair. Sadly I am one of the introverted background kids and don't get much attention,
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Come on jacob 11 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
That's cool. I wish I could even imagine someone going to prom with me, let alone ask,
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Tactical shitstorm inbound 17 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Yeah but religious people don't either. Just a couple of maniacs who won't let things be.
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You better not be single 5 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Cuz when your single your trying to attract a mate,
But when you already got one what are you trying to attract you already got it.
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But when you already got one what are you trying to attract you already got it.
Hoes (farming kind) can be crafted using different materials, but since you don't use them very often, it's a waste to craft them using diamond.