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"Why was Hitler hit with a baseball ?" 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yeah, but he killed he guy who killed the guy who killed he guy who's killed hitler
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For those girls out there, eager to get married 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Doesn't mean u can't do it, just give them Pepsi afterwards and u can drink the coke
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Getting people to like you isn't that hard 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This one is a mallard, and I believe the other is?
I want to read it but at the same time I don't 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Heard*
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I want to read it but at the same time I don't 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
HEARS YOU WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME
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Politically correct 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Can't you just say African? Or Africa European?
Feeling left out is horrible... 22 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship
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*PRESSES THE BUTTON SO MUCH THAT IT BREAKS* oops 26 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Things* damn autocorrect
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*PRESSES THE BUTTON SO MUCH THAT IT BREAKS* oops 26 comments
guest · 10 years ago
No, you click the button to have those Higgs come true, if not, you click he words "I will not"
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I am batman 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
No there was this challenge were you text your s.o. "I haven't been completely honest with you" and then post a screen shot of their replies. They are already dating...
Lord forgive me 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
After all, you are a soulless Pegasus
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This is the only unsolicited advice I give 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Well maybe they are giving you advice so you DONT turn out like them...
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Because both encourage unhealthy behaviour 53 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You should think about their health whether you find unhealthy beautiful or not, because guess what, your offspring and the rest of your line will hold those genes for unhealthiness.
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What it looks like inside of Deadmau5's mau5 head 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Am i the only one who pronounces it dead-mau-five
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My OCD hormones are raging 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Im pretty sure this person didnt even have OCD
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I hope so 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
holy crap that's rare... cuz they have and could kill a gazillion people and i'd still love them. They could be the fucking villain and id die for them.
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Simple as that 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yeah but that would be wasting food... did you see the post above this?
My Friend Was Peeling an Orange and Decided to Make the World 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You're shitting me...
First person to buy an iPhone 6 immediately drops it 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Oh god that's awful... if i was the store owner or whatever i would give him a replacement for free. Poor guy...
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Pay attention! 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
In my history class, we were talking about women's jobs in earlier times which were basically just cooking and housework, and these two douches next to me were being so rude and just saying things like "get in the kitchen" and it made me so mad.
I just totally lost any sense of respect i had for those two guys.
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Bermuda triangle's graveyard 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Weren't these found washed up tho?
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Figured this out way too late 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Why can't they call me first? Tell it to them, if they don't call me first, no one will hang out with them. I don't understand this logic, why can't they be the ones calling me. Why does it always have to be me, every single time. It's like no one even wants to hang out with me...
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There's something on your face... 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
How do you even do that?
Isn't that just cake?
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I'm not a guy but I still think this is important to remember 41 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yeah but no ones gunna pull your pants down and measure it.
Breast are out in the open, and the media takes advantage of that.
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Are they really that prolific a problem? 34 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Im in America and I've never even heard of anyone in my state getting them
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Now I just smell like an alcoholic sock 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
well, sweat smell is caused by bacteria interacting with your sweat, so putting hand sanitizer is kind of a good solution.
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Utterly disgusting. 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
666 LIKES
Diagram of a corgi 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's looks more like 30% head, 60% but
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I just wanna see 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You need a permit. And they don't give it to anyone, you have to be like a wildlife rescuer or something.
If I'm wrong, correct me
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I just wanna see 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
When you're at the movie theaters and a tall guy sits infront of you
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I'll get that for you! 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Oh my god that cat is smart is it weird that I'm a little scared for humanity
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Breadominoes 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
What? Nooo!
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Aww, that's so amazing, congratul...Wait, what? 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Haha I agree with the second guest, what's the point of saying that.
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Why do girls do this?? 36 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yeah that's disturbing and weird. I'd call them a creep
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When I accidentally switched my monitor's OSD to Spanish 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It made me die laughing... Until I realized I hadn't even smiled.
I died inside my head, tho.
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These Norwegian forest cats 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Oh my god they are so fluffy and pretty I wanna squish them :3
I'm sorry 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Uh mmm that water is gunna freeze again then ur gunna have a drive way full of ice.
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Update: It was delicious 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You uneducated lump, in case you've never seen people in your life, there are something's called shorts, you should try them. Awesome for hot weather.
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Roadtrips 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Well that escalated quickly
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Cigarettes and tampons 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yeah but a tampon is a fucking nessecity and cigarettes burn ur lungs just think about that.
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Anti date rape drug nail polish 44 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yeah, better to get a cold than be raped.
And you can always wash ur hands.
Seriously, I don't understand why people don't treat others like humans.
Our whole planet is just a land of war, and cruelty.
Hopefully in the future it will be better, as there are people like this trying
To make it a better place.
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Oh shit 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I think the person she stole from was also a girl who has no intention and would be disgusted to see that.
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Be back by 12 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Well that was....unexpected.
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Lemur on your baby 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Still, that bacteria on it can harm someone as young as her
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Where are you?!? 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Toungue* damn autocorrect
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Where are you?!? 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And sometimes my younger and mouth just itch and I can never do it!
Don't shoplift. Kohl's will deep freeze your body and use it as a mannequin. 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I FOUND THE PARTY POOPER
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It's not fair 30 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yeah but they didn't say obese girl, they probs just meant chubby or something.
It's not fair 30 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Preach it guest. There is a lot more we should worry about than a guy not getting laid.
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It's not fair 30 comments
guest · 10 years ago
If it's not equality, it's not feminism.
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