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With them looking at their shirts, it seems like they got dress in the dark and are looking to see who they got. Photo could have been done much better.

That's not their graves... those are the pharos tombstones...

What did the snail say from the turtles back?

Terry Pratchett has a book called "The Carpet People" where little being live and build a civilization in the carpets. terrypratchett books.com/in dex.php/books /the-carpet-p eople

Nope. Not a great idea to save money, nor even a good one. That money has to come from some where. Those 5$ didn't magically appear in his wallet. He had to go to the ATM and with drawl more money that was spent down to 5$ increments. What this tells us is that he goes to the ATM allot (to get money that eventually turns to 5$), shops allot, and had over 3000$ laying around his house. I mean, he has to shop enough to get three 5$ back each day of the year to save this much up. As Dave Ramsey & the PBS lady Susan something-or-ruther would say, he need to control his spending rather then try for silly schemes.

OMG! I think that's my brother.

She forgets that Earth is the only planet that we KNOW has Chocolate on it.

There is the fact that new bottles are easier to crush so they take up less room.

The leader is thinking VERY backwards... Like Jesus backwards. All hope and love and forgiveness. I like him. He's positive. He says, yes, Homosexuality is a sin but they're human first and we all sin and we're all humans. So lets love them, hope they do better in the future but we love & forgive them.
In non-mainstream religions, there is an influx of gay people b/c its hard to stay Judeo-Chrisian-Muslum when the religion professes to hate you and what you are. Its hard to be apart of an organization that reviles you. So they're loosing belivers.

Get one of those waste paper baskets just like it, ask if that "cup" is also OK. Then put in a plastic liner and use it to mix up cocktailes.

The upside is *no one* is going to steal his pillow. They'll tease him about it but they won't steal it.

At least he alreay has a hobby planned. Being a stay at home parent without one is just asking for trouble.

That one isn't half bad. Though you have to wonder about who made the video... How many hours of He-man do you have to watch to sync this video up to clips?

I think they win!

Got my brother the gorrilla one. After he broke it (he does strong man) returned it to Walmart as defective. They were like "how did you???" Next time, I should have my 98 lbs friend return it.

So my brother & his wife announced they are pregnant and we're talking with them via skype. I tell them that I'm going to be that weird aunt. My brother says "You haven't met her sisters yet..." He looks at his wife for a minute, she smiles back at him and raises an eye brow. He turns to me and says "yeah, you'll be that crazy weird aunt. No question."

Notice, they do this to Aquaman and not Batman. Cause Batman will $*&^ their %^*%$ up.

Umm. That's actually true. You fuck and 9 months later a virgin pops out.

We have to go back!

The local animal shelter has a puppy room. If you're having a bad day, that is the BEST place in the world. And i'm not a dog person.

I have the same issue with cartoons. I watch many shows like Heros, Lost, Supernatural, Dr Who, Walking Dead... shows that have layers and complex plots and take an hour. I watch TMNT & Monsters vs Aliens & others as brain candy.

Don't mock him. He's dressed nicely and doesn't have weird things hanging off him or offensive colors. The only "strange" thing about him is that he's wearing a skirt with pants. I never understood that. Wearing a skirt with tight leggings to hide inadvertant camel toe, yeah, but skirt with pants is different.

I have this problem all the time.

At a job I was working, they had a HUGE project due and we were working MASSIVE OVERTIME. I forgot to pay the electricity bill but I was so busy that I didn't get a chance to pay it for 2 more weeks. The apartment complex asked me about it when I dropped off my rent. My boyfriend then told me it'd been more like a month but didn't have the heart to tell me anything.

Whoopiiee-freaken-doo

I love how the guys sound like they're half gay too. "oh you!"

We taught my neice to swim. She uses a clip belt with pool noodle peices on them. You can easily cut a pool noodle with a butcher knife. Then put a couple on a dog harness & boom. Floating pup.

How much would it cost to become her? We need to reserch and duplicate this. America... we can do it!

There is a slew of instances like this. Just stop paying the bill... They'll stop it pretty quick.

You may want to invest in "talkign to your kids about sex" by Dear Abby. & look up proper condom usage on the internet. Besides it being funny, he may need the help in about 10 years.

Nope. Not boyfriend matieral. I mean, just look at the dishes pile!

I think this was intended more towards students like me. I printed up WAY TOO many pages of stuff that was basicly word porn.

Gotta hand it to teen age asian to make Metal happy upbeat & cute. Actually, I think this is more Fusion then Metal.

My foster brother used to yell at me for talking to old people. I love them! They talk back! And the talk, not insult and ridicule me for hours on end.

The reason is we are making american kids stupid. And the gun isn't dangerous. Its the bullets you have to watch out for, and like the kinder egg, they're small & a choking hazard so arn't sold to kids. Did you know all USA vaccumes are made not to suck too much b/c kids used to put them on faces and suck out organs?

Um. They are a mythical beast. They are the favored pet of Hera, the greecian goddess of marrage. Her most faithful servent was killed and so she took his 100 eyes and put them on her peacock's feathers. So when you see those amazing feathers, they're a mythical memorial to a faithful servent who died while doing his duty. Like our vetrens & they're memorials.

I love the drawings & some people did amazing with the photoshopping. If I had the skill, I'd do one better. A picture of the parents holding the baby. With the baby's head on the one side like it is, it looks like she could be laying on her mother's breast or snuggling into daddies chest.

Smart dog. Smart owner. He's guarding his master's beer.

Ah... so Swag is a different name or acronym of piss & shit. Since when you're sagging, it means your diper is full.

1940-196?'s instead of having sex, they danced.

I have planter facitis & bone spurs. Heals like these are the only shoes I can wear without pain.

PLUTO IS STILL A PLANET! It is classified as a "dwarf planet." So when it was reclassified, I learned about hundreds of new planets in our solar system. All of them named after FEMALE deities. Like Eris, Ceres, Vesta, & others. To greco-roman pagans, this was like finding out there really is a Santa Claus.