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How can someone be this brave? 15 comments
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· 5 years ago
I wasn't brave, I just did what I HAD to do.
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Theres no beating that logic 6 comments
Man is genius 6 comments
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· 5 years ago
Either you're both serious or one of you is trolling, but just FYI it's a joke story from a parody site: thereisnews.com/man-arrested-for-put-fake-arrow-decals-on-the-floor-of-walmart-and-create-a-labyrinth-with-no-exit9999/
So at what point did you realize you had grown up? Me: I got excited about buying a new 19 comments
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· 5 years ago
Jesus Christ I just read this post and I thought man we really are all talking about appliances. Yay to adulthood
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2 types 7 comments
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· 5 years ago
There are two types of people in the world; those who divide the world into groups and everyone else.
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This has taken me a while to learn 18 comments
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· 5 years ago
If god exists then pedophiles exists. You need a way to corrupt the young while maintaining the only way to god as righteous.
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Just wait guys 26 comments
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· 5 years ago
Obama was in office when global economics caused the price of crude oil to go down, so some simpletons believe that "he lowered gas prices." Oddly enough, it's usually the same people who are pleased with lower gas prices who think there should be a carbon tax on fossil fuels to deter their use to "solve global warming."
Clinton was in office when the Internet first bloomed and there was a huge bump to the GDP thanks to companies replacing old equipment and software to deal with the Y2K issue. The Roth IRA was introduced, so many people converted their regular IRAs, paying taxes upfront to avoid taxes later. But Clinton somehow gets "credit" for increasing tax receipts by virtue of being in the White House when those things occurred, which weren't of his making.
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Clinton was in office when the Internet first bloomed and there was a huge bump to the GDP thanks to companies replacing old equipment and software to deal with the Y2K issue. The Roth IRA was introduced, so many people converted their regular IRAs, paying taxes upfront to avoid taxes later. But Clinton somehow gets "credit" for increasing tax receipts by virtue of being in the White House when those things occurred, which weren't of his making.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we gottem 23 comments
Time to Upvote Brendan Fraser 5 comments
Mark Hamill is savage af 10 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
The first is a direct quote from Melania trump’s Be Best campaign .. true story
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Some news for you 41 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Well, he has no military experience and cites no military folks, but sure King Trashheap Hyperbole definitely has valid and worthwhile opinions on lots of areas of expertise. Absolutely.
Everytime he opens his mouth, I just want to say, ‘Sit down. No, no. Have a seat. Nooo. Nope, sit down.’ He had the speech patterns of a small child. Impossible to listen to.
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Everytime he opens his mouth, I just want to say, ‘Sit down. No, no. Have a seat. Nooo. Nope, sit down.’ He had the speech patterns of a small child. Impossible to listen to.
Can't escape the mindset 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
That’s totally normal. It will never go away but you can work on thought patterns to help you when it paralyzes you from doing something worthwhile (like buying an investment or taking a better job).
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we gottem 23 comments
title 21 comments
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· 5 years ago
It's that time of year around here were you don't dare say "It's cold." If you do there's always some snowbird jackass within ear shot that will respond with "Cold? This is nothing. Back East..."
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This men did the right thing 14 comments
You sit on a throne of lies!!! 6 comments
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· 5 years ago
What’s going on here is that she commented on the traffic but you can see in the reflection in her sunglasses that there is no traffic so I believe that she is making a made up comment to make it seem she’s sitting in traffic but I think that’s not honest. She seems to be what they call a faker.
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All righty then 34 comments
There are two kinds of women 16 comments
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· 5 years ago
I think double standard works in this case because even if he’s pointing out individual things he’s basically saying women completely change what they look like and in turn show a fake self to the world and still expect to find real men. It would be the same even if a girl who doesn’t even look like 10% of her real self was dating another girl that looks completely gorgeous with no makeup. You can’t be completely fake and still demand to get someone naturally gorgeous. If it happens it’s great but if you expect it then it’s a double standard. What you just mentioned I think would be hypocrisy - I have big boobs and fake lashes but I don’t want to date someone with big boobs or fake lashes.
Upper class snake 3 comments
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· 5 years ago
They can do it but people tend to make movies about their travel the minute they board the flight so it’s not really worth the hassle
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A man among thorns 8 comments
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· 5 years ago
Fake news. They tried to say the kids were saluting Hitler but they were waving goodbye.
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Congrats to NASA! Insight just landed on Mars! 7 comments
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· 5 years ago
The cameras still have the dust covers on, it’ll be able to send higher def photos this week
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Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear a red suit 21 comments
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· 5 years ago
A coworker used to work on the legal cases that dealt with disgusting sick people like this guy. It's not just an attraction thing, it's a power thing (yes, I know it both are horrible). If you chemically castrate it doesn't stop the abuse, they just use fingers and foreign objects. Chemically or physically castrating won't solve the issue as nice as the fantasy that it would is imagined to be.
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Note to self 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
My problem is that it's usually a very good day. But there's always a terrible 45 minutes at the end of it that colors my mood for at least an hour or two.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we gottem 23 comments
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· 5 years ago
Funny how Liberals absolutely shit over anything that doesn't fit in their narrow worldview.
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There are two kinds of women 16 comments
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· 5 years ago
Honestly I’ve never met a woman who wouldn’t date a man who did the male equivalent of these things. Imo most of the time when women say they want a ‘real man’ they want someone mature
Also women have pressure to look good where men do not, like how women are more likely to be hired in interviews if we wear makeup. And from my experience, the bar for an attractive woman is much higher than the bar for an attractive man. And while plenty of men don’t care about these standards, plenty of others perpetuate them and then turn around and say they want a “natural” woman... as long as she’s hairless, with 3 inch long eyelashes, boobs up to her chin, a flat stomach, and long straight hair. And they’ll mock women who don’t meet the minimal acceptable standards.
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Also women have pressure to look good where men do not, like how women are more likely to be hired in interviews if we wear makeup. And from my experience, the bar for an attractive woman is much higher than the bar for an attractive man. And while plenty of men don’t care about these standards, plenty of others perpetuate them and then turn around and say they want a “natural” woman... as long as she’s hairless, with 3 inch long eyelashes, boobs up to her chin, a flat stomach, and long straight hair. And they’ll mock women who don’t meet the minimal acceptable standards.
How bourgeoisie 49 comments
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· 5 years ago
It costs literally thousands of dollars which many families don’t have, and can be decades before you become a citizen. Until the US makes immigration easier (and/or stops destabilizing Latin American countries), they’re going to continue having this problem.
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The inside of a fire alarm is just a simple switch 4 comments
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· 5 years ago
You can pull fingerprints from a handle but not a switch. In the event someone pulls the alarm when no emergency is present, authorities can track down a suspect.
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