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you never know when diarrhea will strike

"every kiss begins with K" I say to myself as I eat my Klondike bar

I needed this

and the world needs more people like ellen

that really sucks :(

anyone else notice the dancing nuns at the end 0_o

the same goes for men

DAAAYYUMMM SON!!!

the title... isn't that from kids place live the radio station?!

I live in wisconsin. Im so proud

I legit almost cried that was amazing bless this man

Squirrel me gets really excited* PONY!

Thank God the actual blade didnt hit her face

What have you done

Was your teacher high

He's got quite the *ahem* large, um, jingle jangle

I'm melting im melting oh what a world what a world

oh no they captured the Lorax and put him in a kissing booth

Big coin or small objects?

Or you can put a spoon under hot water then press it to the bite it works alot better

THE CAT ATE THE DOG WHY ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF THE DOG?!?!

Im 14 and I still haven't gotten mine. Praise The Lord hallelujah!

WAIT DID STITCH DIE?!??

Things I have said in my sleep
1. No I don't want any potatoes
2. Choco Mimi wait up (Choco Mimi is a manga)
3. Wait lemme get my socks on

Unpopular reverse centaur

OMG I LOVE HIS FACE THERE

YESH WISCONSIN

I wanna lick lick lick you from your head to your toes

Italy bursts in "DONT BE UPSETTI HAVE SOME SPAGHETTI!!!"

This looks questionable

Don't u mean great squat budum tss

Um thanks

Took me a minute

To grandparents with love

To be honest what is a clitoris

Happy feet?

My school cant

They took all of them off because it was making the bridge tilt

Found my senior quote

Please be mine

That man must really love his job :)

*Singing* I got stuck like this. Human, please help me. I got stuck like this

"And this is where I would put my scratching post...IF I HAD ONE!!!"

An I the only one who REALLY wants the listen button to be clicked?

YAAAY

I actually rapped the whole thing in my head

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY. Nope

They see us Rollin dey hatin

OMG THIS IS PRICELESS