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The first one is obviously the fake one. I mean, come on. Look at it.

Do Europeans not have television commercials ?

Or at the end of a season when there was a cliffhanger

I can't read it, it's too small. Can someone give me the jist of the story ?

BUT YOU GUYS
They have a device to show men how painful it is
Just hook those that want to know up to it and show them

I thought it said pants
And I'm like
Why are her pants disappointed?

Then someone didn't spend much time in character creation for me

I actually have a fear of being in open water. Something about it unsettles me.

The Capri sun one makes sense because sometimes nasty shit grows in there. There was a post about a kid telling their mom it taste funny and she poured it out and it was all this sickly green stuff. So its more about not wanting to get sick.

I had a wooden paddle

THE SKY IS FALLING

I think this is fake cause this is the same thing as that Lil Marco post.

I honestly think people take pictures and say there's something there that we can't see WHEN THERE WAS NOTHING IN THE PICTURE TO BEGIN WITH

This post is so last year

I do like wearing my boyfriends shirt, though. Mostly because we're long distance. And I'm not a twelve year old.

That's why guards usually lie about the prisoners crime to other prisoners or put them in solitary because the prisoners usually do this stuff to these people

I don't like either
I had a guy call me mamma all the time and it was very uncomfortable

I went through some 12 year old me's posts on a website and ... Ugh ... I just ... UGH

And everyone gets in trouble because of the back

I'm not even a parent, but I've taken care of enough kids to know that THIS KID IS IN FOR A SHIT STORM OF TROUBLE. If I were his mother I'd make him pick it all up, apologize to every employee, anything I had to pay for that was damaged he would do more stuff around the house in exchange for it, and he'd be grounded FOR. FUCKING. EVER. No friends outside of school for MONTHS. No electronics. Nothing. Zilch.Nada.nope.

Some of them, maybe
But do you really think someone would tape down their cat for a picture rather than take a picture because their cat decided to lay down by them ?

I don't really like rap but Kanye is too egotistical for me to like him
So yeah, Eminem

What are you talking about ? It's exactly the same.

Well since the guy said it's pronounced with a J sound, you should pronounce it that way. I mean,you correct yourself if you say someone's name wrong. If you pronounce a brand wrong you correct yourself. And the guy who invented the words is telling you you're pronouncing it wrong. Why should that be different ?

Y'all are using " hard G " as an argument when the English language is fucked up. GH makes a F sound in Enough. Remember the thing about how Ghoatee is pronounced like fish ?

Realize the same liquid that burns his hand gets on her. And she knows that. She risks burning herself. That's how much she wants his hands off of her.

The last one is the most common

Well, she should be able to do whatever she wants to her body but I agree, it looks like you got a gemstone blemish.

Weren't all the stores closed ? She couldn't have been shopping anyway ?

So not typical. I bet she reads and doesn't like girly clothes. Wow, so unique and amazing.

I think you guys don't understand, they want someone like them but with a connection. There can be someone exactly like the love of your life but that doesn't mean you'll love them as much. With love there has to be a connection and there's not always a connection with everyone.
And if she doesn't like you she doesn't have to date you. That's how dating works. How would you feel if you were about to pop the question and they said they didn't actually love you but they thought you were a sweet guy ?

Well, the homeless can't get a job without a home and can't get a home without a job.
I heard what they did in Utah was set everyone up with a social worker so it would help them get back on their feet rather than being spoon fed.

Maybe if you don't want your girl knowing about it you shouldn't be doing it ?

Wait, wasn't America actually bumped out of the top ten ?