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Perfectly fine if you don't care, it's great! But if you look around you, maybe *other* people that are not you, are happy to find a character like them

You've one cool ass granny!

I think you meant New York.

Wow you actually sat there and counted every lick? Forget thst. Your a good man. I remember buying them from cracker barrel and after about 2 hours id put them in a bag and either take a hammer to it or hit it on the ground over and over again.

You pretend you're straight and whip out your dick so they don't have to guess. Quit whining Mary.

Cooligator

the quality of post's tattoos looks more like $200.

her ears like like a little black dildo

i once had a creep of a professor who donated a kidney to his wife and used the "i'm-such-a-hero" card to get his students into bed with him. i fully believe they were only still married because she felt indebted to him for the gift of an organ. there are reasons to leave someone despite the one selfless act.

Cute! Why do you have snail coffee???

Are you kidney-ing me?

why not? is there a special law says you can't leave a dude before his kidney-donation wound heals?
people donate kidneys and shit to total strangers and expect nothing in return and you're whining here like a bitch, crying about how evil women are. and it didn't even happen to you, man, it happened to you cousin. supposedly. imagine being such a whiny cunt that you fish for attention on social media using some bad shit that happen to your COUSIN. for fuck's sake.

I was once busy in the kitchen and suddenly heard a tinkeling sound from the bathroom that was next to the kitchen. Couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the cat using the loo.

fucking genius move, sleeping in pajamas that looks like a fucking python's in your bed.

can i have one

The Shooter looks like Ex-President Obama.

:C

Order 2 pizzas, 10 toppings each, special instructions to flip one over on top of the other then slice. Boom.

My wife needs this shirt. I need one that says "I'm sorry for what I say when I have to wake up 90 minutes earlier than you".

You stop that!

Hey aliens I'd absolutely love learning about you! Come visit please!

This guy looks like Andrew WK.

Wow! What a hot take! So original and funny.

my mentor for a research project does this. at first is was cute but then it also gets strangel threathening when she texts in a hurry and i get messages like 'come here now!!!' or 'i can't!!!' or my personal favourite i recieved while i was ill 'get better soon!!!' and i was like .... OR WHAT!? O______O'

Ummmm..... In most states it is a felony to even pick up a shed deer antler. Don't let DNR catch you!

Don't get that thing wet and whatever you do DON'T FEED IT AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!

Take that flat earthers, space is now bent. Round & PROUD!!

My parents brought a tv for $9.99 because they put the decimal in the wrong spot on the eftpos terminal and nobody noticed until my parents got their credit card bill

This is called cute aggression. ''Cute aggression is superficially aggressive behavior caused by seeing something cute, such as a human baby or young animal.''

Have you seen how excited toddlers are when they wear clothes with pockets? Well HAVE YOU!?!

Such a cute, fat, fluffy kitty <3

Those are some really sexy hands man *__*

We aren’t bad

Signs marketing deal with nike who uses slave labor. Fakes a racist hate crime to continue the racial divide and is an anti semite. Lovely individual though I'm sure.

easy, one of them threw it in a fire and inhaled the smoke

That landmark is in Qingdao, Shandong province of China. The picture was actually taken in my boyfriend’a hometown!

I paved the way for someone else to be the 1000th like. I expect a thank you.

olives :D

Lol what? Have you met milenials? I am one just saying have you?

It's not for the kids it's so we can have extra pockets

Wait pencil drawing or computer editing drawing? Not that the latter wouldn't be impressive a pencil or own drawing would just be alot more impressive

You made that creepy fuvker cute good work!