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If his first name is Alfred, then can his middle name be Bacchus? After all, he was a god of wine.

Are you sure this isn't me and the picture is majorly photo shopped?

Most babies actually look like that. Partially because they've been floating in fluid for almost a whole year. But nonetheless, that is an ugly baby. Where are his eyebrows? With such dark hair, one would expect to see his eyebrows.

I want to say that's the Bermuda Triangle, because shits always goin on there, but I also want to say it's the Isle of Man, because its a tiny island and tiny islands always got shit goin on.

But why would you cook spaghetti if you can just order pizza.