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We really can't complain about how bad our life is 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Don't worry, the graduate will be enslaved to their debt for 50 years.
M&Ms Mega, Original and Mini 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Mega??? Why have I never seen these?
Treating mental illness like it's 28 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My bff has depression and her husband treats her like this. And he's the reason she's depressed in the first place. I want to kick his ass.
There could be one growing in your stomach right now 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I started an apple tree this way. 4 of the seeds in one apple has started sprouting. Only one made it though.
Girls know the feeling 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I sewed the hole shut with doubled thread. So far, so good.
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Ahhhh sheeeet 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's going to suck when she's pregnant and has to reach in sideways because her belly is in the way.
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I can't stop laughing. 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Aww, why isn't the water lower so they can drink it easily?
A poem by a 6th grader 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
totallydude--the guest didn't call the poem racist, (s)he was bitching about people calling it racist. Reading comprehension FAIL
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The consequences of not wearing a helmet 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No, you look stupid without one
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Is this even possible? 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This guy is a nut job. So, if God created life elsewhere, he doesn't love them and has sentenced them to death? Egocentric much?
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Spiders saved us from malaria 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My daughter is allergic to mosquitoes. It would be nice if we had some spider bros here.
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Wake up call 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What an asshole!
Infant mutant baby turtle 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It is possible for them to live if they are kept as a pet. It would never survive the wild.
Snakes can be cute too 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Many snakes are cute, including this one (some aren't cute, like the horn nose)
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Sleep Confusion! 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I hate it when you feel more tired than you did before the nap.
There Are Two Kinds Of People: Do You Recognize Yourself? 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm exclusively the stuff on the left except for the tea. I'm a coffee person.
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1 2 3 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Witchcraft
Dear vegeterians 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Actually, the world would be a better place if we all ate vegan diets. There would be enough food for everyone on the planet and we would stop rapid deforestation. It would also greatly reduce cancer rates. (Forks Over Knives; available on Netflix)
I say this as a meat eater that hasn't converted yet.
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Hope your house doesnt catch fire 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I hate cops more and more. Sure, there are good ones, but then there is stuff like this
His face says it all 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
In American culture, human beings don't exist until they are born. They are just a clump of cells until they take their first breath. This is how they get away with killing the unborn, by dehumanizing them. Planned Parenthood is taking it a step further and is arguing that they aren't human immediately after birth either.
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About to be randomly selected 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My husband was "randomly" selected when he wore his NRA ballcap. They tested his fingers for gun powder. What if he'd been at the range that morning? SMH
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Why did you break up? 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My brother ha this
Good Russian people in cars and animals ♥ Good video 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So much better than Americans. They play "hit the duckling"
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Dog and her puppy in a flood 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What's sad is that she was probably only able to save one puppy...
Walking a drunk friend home 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Farts will always be funny
Do not axe me 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Holy shit, he's right! I just looked it up!
Old school popped corn 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's fucked up.
Old school popped corn 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I don't know whether I should upvote or downvote this comment!
Politically correct 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My black friend corrected me on this so I've started using the term Black instead. A few weeks ago, a lady became highly offended and corrected me to say African American. I lose.
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I really want in on the joke 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"You call THIS a meal? "
What I imagine going on when girls describe how they use public bathrooms 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Am I the only one that just uses toilet paper as a seat cover?
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Because both encourage unhealthy behaviour 53 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Guest, that is one of the reasons I'm against universal health care. It gives the government a reason to dictate what foods you can and cannot eat. Freedom... you're doing it wrong, America.
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Because both encourage unhealthy behaviour 53 comments
guest · 7 years ago
People that are slightly overweight live longer than both fat and skinny people.
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Cue the arguments 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Feminism isn't about equality for women. It's about making women more equal than men. The weird itself is a clue to that. If people want equal rights for all, shouldn't it be humanism or something?
Barack VS Mitt 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I could see him doing this song as he already runs this country like he is king/emperor.
Executive orders...'nuff said.
Putting on jeans after they have been washed and dried... 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I love Maru <3
Spiders 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, looks like I'm having spider nightmares tonight.
Microwave 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Genius!
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What in the name of f*cks 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Look, I fixeded it!"
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The Truth 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Don't forget "brainwash"
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Hurricane death megatron 300 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's been proven that people take hurricanes less seriously if they have female names.
Bill Nye and Texas 147 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So, its Christians that are the stupid ones? Way to not be bigoted there, dude. Stupid comes from all walks of life, not just religious people. I've met some dumb-as-rocks Atheists.
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A very naive girl 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I went from a C cup to D cup when I got married. So, true in my experience.
engines turned on. 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If a church is operating as a non-profit, like many are, then they should be tax exempt. If a church is for profit, they should be taxed. No favorites.
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From magic school bus to captain planet 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh...my...God...!
Advanced stupid 67 comments
guest · 7 years ago
As a Christian, this is extreme stupid.
Hate cancer 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This logic, someone can hate homosexuality without hating homosexuals. *gasp* oh, wait, duh!
Hate cancer 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Zmatrizng--all that stuff was for the Jews. They had very specific rules to keep them lawful and healthy so they would be set apart from the rest of the world as a shining light. All that cleanliness stuff? Well, that's what helped then survive the bubonic plague! No we know about germs. Also, male homosexual activity is actually quite dangerous (look up the hiv stats). God didn't forbid homosexuality because he's an asshole, it's because he didn't want stuff like AIDS to happen to his people. As for the "kill the sinner" stuff, humans are notoriously bad at following instructions. Threat of death is the only way to get through to people sometimes!
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Ben & Jerry's :) 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Marriage isn't a constitutional right. Go read the the Constitution and Bill of Rights; it's not there. What is there is State's rights (10th Amendment) staying that anything not enumerated to the federal government is the responsibility of the states. That means all things related to marriage are the responsibility of the states. This is also why DOMA was rightly struck down. The federal government has no business dictating which marriages are acceptable.
Auuuuuuustralia 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's a mama pig, too!