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Meth much?

I posted this on Instagram, the whole Bae thing is getting annoying

Dogs waiting for their humans to come home

Our goalie did that at our game yesterday after I was picking a fight with some dude. I think my dad got a video of it. That's kind of funny though, a girl trying to fight with a dude twice her height then the goalie crawling out. Lol

That one guy is derping so hard

SHREK IS THE SAVIOR
PRAY TO SHREK
LOVE SHREK
BE SHREK
SHREK IS THE LORD
DONKEY IS THE VIRGIN MARY

I want that longboard

What.....is that red stuff. *le barf

It scared me so bad when it first started, I thought something in my room fell down

Me every time a figure skater gets in my way during a hockey lesson

LOLOLOL think about if you were one of the customers in the store. imagine that you are picking up a loaf of bread when somebody screams DICK and is bee lineing towards you, then at the last second sharply turns left. that would be just so awkward.

lol i think that Katy was the best one of them all

When I see pie, it's on, my game face.

The shark was like hai

Ew, that's wrong

It's probably the mayor, it's always the mayor

That's me when I barf.

I would be richer then Bill Gates

Lol

AHHHH buuhhhh.....naw I'm good.

That's exactly how to live everyday of your life to the fullest

He's like, well looks like the bartender didn't like my bribe to throw away my tab.

I know I would think it's super sweet

OH MY GOD THATS MY LAST NAME!!! AND EXACTLY HOW YOU SPELL IT! HOLY CRAP! ARE THERE MORE MCMAHONS OUT THERE?!?!

The bus. She looks like a freaking elephant!

That's me with my retarded laptop for school. I would just love to throw it in a bear pit full of angry bears. I'm pretty sure it's trying to rally other computers to create a mass world domination of computers. I think I might need to take it to the windows store...

I'm a girl, not a freaking feminist. It seems like some of them are total assholes

Fox is slowly plotting to eat cat. In ever few pictures notice cat's head is in Fox's mouth that I showering over Cat's head

Is that Kim Kardashian by any chance? ANY chance at all?

Dangerous to eat, there needs to be a disclaimer saying "don't give to small children"

Dat 70's style head rest though.

I think that might actually be a man...idk. But I applaud him, that's something I would do

Mad hatter, case closed.

Already did, like two weeks ago. Who hasn't

I'm sure she wanted to pamper the lady on the right, or just brutally murder her out of rage because she wanted her daughter back.

All I could think as it went along was Manatee, Rat, human.

Fall Out Boy!!!! PETE WENTZ!!!! YAAY

Is that dude Zdeno Chara on the Boston Bruins? Cause that's his height

The first part was like the CSP statue 107 (I think it's 107) story. Except by the time the babysitter got to the kids they were dead, bleeding out in their beds as if nothing happened, ell except for the blood and being dead...

Disgusting. The middle looks like old cheese and the top looks like guacamole and the bottom is mushed up tomatoes.

How has anybody NOT at least attempted to steal that yet?

I think at first glance, it looks like it's barfing.

I agree with the dude on the right. I mean where would we be without Fall Out Boy?

How does a clock even read 0:10, can anybody explain that, or even notice?

Written in fine print: do not drive in street in the middle of traffic.
Doesn't read, kills grandpa, accused of murder, jail, ten years, never experiences being a teenager

Total player

The Real Housewives Of Cinderella. That's the first thing that came to mind when reading, it could be a new addition to the whole series type thing

Me when I'm barfing be like:

This is one reason why I love and play hockey. The toughest sport. I remember when some dude tried to break my finger, was pretty close to it, my coach wanted to bench me but I skated anyway. All the boys on my team were saying "how dare he hit her" that player goes home with a badly bruised leg. Hockey brings people together and strengthens.

I can slap people in the head with butterfly nets in the game and make make them mad all I want but god forbid that I put the freaking fish in the mail, what's it going to do? Eat the rest of the mail