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Cool 12 comments
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· 5 years ago
Cool.
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Donald humpty 10 comments
It's true 16 comments
The n*ggerest 10 comments
Honeey!!! They stepped on your carpet 22 comments
Free room and board 19 comments
Bosses must pay their waiters well, and tips must be on free will 25 comments
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· 5 years ago
So you've never learned about business and how cash flow works, eh? Who do you think is paying the owers, the manager's, the chef's, the busboy's and the rest of the staff's salary. Oh and the rent and ALL the other expenses too? Wait for it....... YOU ARE (yea, just think about it for a sec...you'll get it). So your argument that you are paying their salaries is silly. If the owner paid the waiter's salary or tip for you, YOU'D still be paying anyway. The price of your food would just be 15 or 20 percent higher. Make sense?
Away on a work trip and a PR girl came to lunch with my colleagues and I. It ended up 16 comments
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· 5 years ago
The trick is if you can replace with "us" then it should be me. E.g The teacher called us. The teacher called Mike and me. If you can replace with "we" then it should be I. E.g We were called by the teacher. Mike and I were called by the teacher.
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The sky was on fire tonight! 3 comments
Belgium 3 comments
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· 5 years ago
Not to mention all the land changes they did then that unwittingly caused epidemics to spread in the continent, some to this day. Diseases that would have been naturally cordoned off by the terrain were unleashed when rivers were diverted, etc to allow ships access from the coast to the Belgian Congo.
The photographic representation of what parenthood is 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
Ffs that "firm no" was your parents "trying to prevent you from hurting yourself." By your logic, since you had to be told no, YOU'RE the snowflake. Just go home, Roger.
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This is Blackfoot. He's a Campus Cat. Followed me til I fed him, but paused eating to dab. 3 comments
Mount Krakatoa after the eruption 4 comments
Ugly sweater competition 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
The only ugly thing is gonna be this guy packing his crap, and looking for a new job
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Overwrought long roasted Marten 6 comments
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· 5 years ago
Supports my impression that many so-called friendzoned guys are just doucheflutes who are not really friends but pretty lazy stalkers. They like to be as close to their object of desire as possible but don't want to risk anything, least of all rejection. They like to play victim, when in many cases the woman doesn't even know he's interested in her like that. Turns out some girls believe someone playing their friend is just their friend and don't expect a friend to lie to their faces on a daily basis for years. Oh, what a catch they're missing.
Doesn't means there aren't women/girls who abuse boys/men by actively friendzoning them, otoh females sort of fancy males with at least half-decently working testicles and staying in an involuntary friendzone isn't exactly ballsy.
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Doesn't means there aren't women/girls who abuse boys/men by actively friendzoning them, otoh females sort of fancy males with at least half-decently working testicles and staying in an involuntary friendzone isn't exactly ballsy.
Hmmm 14 comments
Hostage situation 1 comments
It's true 16 comments
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· 5 years ago
Its the opposite of "bimbofication" (turning a girl into a brainless, sex-crazed bimbo) not sure whether it has a name of its own
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The photographic representation of what parenthood is 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
And that's why children today are 'snowflakes'. My parents never prevented me from doing stuff like this, they'd say a firm 'NO' and if I didn't listen, I'd quickly learn why there was a NO in the first place. First time you have to get burned to learn that fire is hot, second time won't be necessary.
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I bet that's true 8 comments
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· 5 years ago
Idk cold, repressed fury can make you surprisingly civil and calm, simply because the only alternative is ripping their face off...
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It's true 16 comments
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· 5 years ago
Wasn’t it revealed the lower drawing was for a very specific fetish commission, and not a pseudo-intellectual and somewhat misogynistic statement?
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Roses are red, I only have 1 wish 3 comments
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· 5 years ago
This doesn’t even say he was arrested or anything, how did the news find out. Why did they include a mugshot-like picture. What.
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Good job Denmark 3 comments
Thank you, billions of years of evolution 25 comments
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· 5 years ago
When I was a kid I had to wear braces, (I had a few crooked teeth), and glasses! It was awful the way other kids treated me in school. Calling me a four-eyed beaver, brace-face, etc. Basically, any mean, cruel things they could think of. Kids are very cruel sometimes. Especially when you're the shortest person in class with both glasses and braces. I've had problems with my teeth all my life. I can remember my 1st dental visit when I was 3 or 4. It didn't go so well, I fought back and got spanked later for doing so. So I learned to sit on my hands. Also, my wisdom teeth grew in facing forwards, trying to push all the other teeth forwards. They had to be surgically removed, and it was very painful. But, what those kids didn't know, what I didn't even know myself at the time, was that when I grew up I would be gorgeous. I'm not bragging. I really didn't know, not until I looked at a bunch of old pictures. I wish someone had told me so that I could've enjoyed it while it was happening.
Overwrought long roasted Marten 6 comments
Apple 8 comments
How ironic 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Pepsi doesn't increase risk of suicide, coke doesn't make your odds of a miscarriage increase
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You shoot my dog/cat I’m shooting you 19 comments
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· 5 years ago
There's an investment of time and money in a K-9 unit so that it can perform a function. This differentiates it from the dog you picked up from the pound so you could tell everyone you "rescued it." As for the deadly force over a dog nonsense - you won't do anything. You'll cry, you'll scream, you'll stomp around, you'll make threats, but you won't actually do anything.
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Wired thought they could get away click-bait attacking Tolkein 8 comments
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· 5 years ago
Not so fast. If I remember correctly, the orcs were created by Sauron when he attempted to make elf-like creatures, but aren't elves turned evil. Infact, as Bilbo portrays them elves are quite fucked up as they are, arrogant and selfish
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Found this little guy 24 comments
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· 5 years ago
We've raised several squirrels before. They had to stay in the master bathroom since we had a cat that was convinced they were snack food for him. The hard part was teaching them to crack open walnuts. I think they just pretended to not be able to fend for themselves. They were very happy sitting and waiting for me to hammer a pile of walnuts just for them. But they were so cute!
