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90's style 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Yes Chandler is my crush

Hilarious 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

How... How does he get up there tho?

Make that loveseat a couch or bed and now we're talking 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

i love your take on this :D

Crosswalks for wild animal over higway(not in usa) 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

In Germany as well :)

Look! 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I actually did this two nights ago.

Who else watches reality tv and would watch this!? 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

yes, that was the implied joke

-Cooked for the president of the United States 8 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Libs are just mad that the president can effortlessly connect with middle America, while the best their candidates can do is awkward videos of them drinking a beer.

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She often comes and just sits and looks at me like this for a while. Not sure what 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

and your soul

Make that loveseat a couch or bed and now we're talking 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I agree with the first sentence.

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This is crazy how it grew of a log 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

*off

Lucky, I have no job 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

stop

PSA: Speak to your loved ones about the dangers of paying taxes with gift cards 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

The picture should be of a couple in their 20's. That's the age group that falls for this shit the most.

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How dumb you'll look in the future 21 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Not anymore

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H̶͢e ͢c҉ó͝͞m̕es̕ 65 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I pretended you got points for passing people, and lost points when you were passed.

True words 25 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I have never read a statement more true than this. She just needs to realize she is lacking in some area. Apologize to him for her failures and realize he is cheating because he cares for her. If he didnt care he would just leave and move on to the next. She should be happy he is getting all his needs and wants fullfilled while still being with and taking care of her.

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Finally 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Finally learnt how to photoshop? Jk. Grats on diploma!!

maybe 17 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I don’t get it

Cuddle with me Please 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Airline screwed up, friend just posted this on Facebook 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Unlikely

Truth lol 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Lol I just pictured her trying to zip it all the way back in my head and it made me laugh... Must be quite amusing to witness it

True words 25 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Sounds like a troll to me

WiFi puns 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Bill wi the science fi

Is this content? 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

How much of a narcissist do you have to be to put up multiple posts about yourself? Is this a fucking cry for help?

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True words 25 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Sounds like some solid incel logic to me

True words 25 comments

guest · 5 years ago

IF HE CHEATED ON YOU, instead of leaving him just understand the fact that you lack something which the girl he cheated on you with, doesn't. Find out the error in yourself, apologize to him, say sorry to him. Accept it, be a better woman. He's innocent and you are the one with guilt.

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Mount Krakatoa after the eruption 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

My mountain also goes down when i erupt.

Hilarious 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Why would you paint over it, it's so cute!

Who would not follow the cap? 17 comments

guest · 5 years ago

So....if the government infringes on our second amendment rights, I'm a hero for keeping my just-became-illegal firearms?

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Asking the reaal questions 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

We're athiest, so no blessing of thou rains shall be granted

Ooooooooohh yeaaaaaaaah 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

This is not about having an impenetrable defense, but about not having a total lack of control over a vast border, where nothing is known of who comes and who goes, which is the basis of national sovereignty

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Just normal things of 2030 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Work smarter not harder

Proto usain bolt 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

If you were barefoot in the Australian desert you’d run like the fucking wind ..

Who names their kid 3 shots of tequila? 11 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Apparently an egg got more likes in Instagram than one of the Kardashians daughters?

Is it really difficult for some men to believe women can be both smart and beautiful? 20 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Reminds me of the classic conservative argument "women earning less is because of their choices but boys having worse results in school is because the environment isn't accommodating enough"

Never underestimate my power 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Same here :( I'm crazy about sex and would prefer to have it once a day AT LEAST, my husband only wants it 1-2 times PER MONTH. I'm in a personal hell.

Every single time 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

100g per person, trust me even though it looks like a small amount, it will be more than enough.

So, Monty Python was right 24 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Even a vegan animal is eating meat and our vegan be like, *sneezes* “IM A VEGAN Y’ALL”

Deep Blue, largest documented Great White. No way in HELL I would get in that water. 26 comments

guest · 5 years ago

How is he not drowning? This guy has the balls of steels

Who names their kid 3 shots of tequila? 11 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I also appear to be out of the loop and want to get notified if this question gets answered