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Much related is the fact that NOT every individual who speaks Spanish is Mexican. As a native Spanish speaker I find it offensive when people automatically assume you hail from Mexico. Not.

Carl finally got that gopher.

Children's body parts, especially the genitals and vitals, are used in black magic. Albinos are the most "potent" and countless albino children are murdered every year.

He clearly went to the Prometheus school of running away from things

spoon

So who hunts them

Stop thinking. It helps.

School and shooting range. But I repeat myself.

And bran flakes

Well I don't think the Native Americans where too pleased with all the new illegal immigrants showing up

That's cute that you think it's free. You should see my taxes.

Another reason for circumcision is because it decreases the risk of spreading the HPV strain that causes cervical cancer in women.

the tickets were a bitch to get and they costed a lot but ... i'm nostalgic for rammstein. huge soft spot.

yupz

How I interpreted this:
The family I babysit for bought a third car FOR ME TO USE because it's convenient for them to have me drive their kids around in a car they own because I have no car of my own (or perhaps it's a $#+ box that's not safe for the kids). If one of the kids is, say, 12, then that can be his/her car in a few years. If one of the kids is 12, the parents Amy still need a baysitter because of everyone going different directions for sports, music and extracurricular activities.

So true tho

Interesting the point that this supports:
The west should try to reduce pollution to the extent that it affects the local environment (don't litter, vehicle emissions standards) but don't wreck our economies trying to eliminate our small portion of global impact while India and China keep putting out most of the world's air pollution and ocean junk, which we can't affect by banning plastic straws. Then when we discover technical/industrial means to really help global pollution, we'll have the financial means to actually do it.

That atually captures the mentality of today: Be "tolerant" of all viewpoints that you personally like or at least don't dislike, but if you might be in danger of hearing a point or position you don't like, define it as "Nazi" and you suddenly become justified in blocking anyone else from possibly hearing it aand using violence to prevent anyone from trying to explain the position you don't want to hear.

He needs to walk 3 more steps closer to make the phone smaller.

12 million what? Zimbabwe dollars?

Nasty middle Earth bath water.

Bots don't know how to use a calendar

Guess we all know now how really important FREEDOM is....

mini denizen

giant dodo birds, seriously, look it up

Fun fact: this movie was directed by Greg Mottola but stars Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, the favorite actors of filmmaker Edgar Wright. The year just before, Edgar Wright had made Scott Pilgrim vs The World, starring Michael Cera, especially known for his part in Greg Mottola's Superbad.

lmao the angles don't even match up

To be fair, shock is one hell of a drug

This was a Neil Degrasse Tyson move that has an oddly satisfying twist

He doesn’t even try to blend in

Won't back down - Eminem
Smells like teen spirit- Nirvana
Da Rockwilder - Method man & Redman

All of those are things you can easily change. College is not a necessity.