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The dollars from Steam power Valve to do absolutely nothing but make more hats

It feels less like a paradox, but more like an unalterable rule.

They should move outta the desert.

Of course their are moralistic ideas on why that is bad. No one wants to listen to them though..

Didn't the Jews reject Christ as their saviour? Isn't that why they crucified him?

Huh, didn't know she brought them to the Science and Industry museum in Chicago.

What if someone is actually one of these things?

Lowering the pedastel to build up is just as stupid as cutting the foot off the blanket, and sewing it to the top, thinking that it will become longer

Virtual reality. What I would give...

I'd love it know the person who has the balls to place sunglasses on a snapping turtle.

I get it, but it doesn't necessarily mean I'm happy to remember that character.

Imagine if a pair of Missionaries did knock on a door with this. Smiling politely all the while, trying to live with what they just did.

People are really mean.

Britain's is a sad tale, one filled with many declarations of independence.

Equality is dead.

AMUSING

How incredibly hilarious and awkward.

Mirrors now have another level of unprecedented awkwardness for me.

In all honesty, remember those dark, angry thoughts you have, those impulses where you want to hurt and damage others in ways that cause them to feel the anger you have inside of you? The desire to tear things and people down to the point where they are just as miserable as you are?
Yeah, that's who the Son of the morning is.
Satanism has a good set of rules that are generally morally good and would contribute to the world.
But the devil is a destroyer, a destroyer of people, twisting and deceiving until we are just as angry as he is in his misery.

Sad how all we create are hydras of a problem.

The argument "But it's her body" falls short for me because the body that is being destroyed is not hers.

True for anyplace where it snows frequently. After 3 hours of scraping the white stuff, guess what? You just won 3 more hours of working in the wet cold.

I get to have you open your bank account. Then your safe. And your house. I just wanna open things. Maybe even your mind.

Don't tear down someone and claim it builds up another person.

The infinite loop of the dad joke left us with little intact. Even our greatest scientists don't know if this great disaster will be resolved in this generation, much less later ones. But they knew how to take steps to prevent further calamities. It started with banning the wearing of socks and sandals. Clothes that could be associated with the trope of a father were all burned. Entire records of jokes, puns, and stories passed on by our fathers, were destroyed and countless memories with them as well, as we watched a regime rise to save us, but we watched horrified as it began to stifle us.
I am a resistor on this monopoly of a society. I am a survivor of the beginning of this spiral.
Greetings Reader.
I am Father.

Not what you wanted, but what you needed.

Books getting waterlogged, having pages ripped out. Fire, extremist nutjobs who hate books...but it is incredibly satisfying to open a real honest book and read.

Did they just kick him out of the ship or something to take this picture?

Welp, that's the internet for you. Morals and standards are really hard to come by here, if they aren't extinct yet.

I dunno man, the Mosin Nagant is pretty good rifle from what i've been told.

Gelnanas friend. It's all gelnanas

DELICIOUS I DEMAND ANOTHER!